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Song Parodies -> "Don't Fight The Trees, Angelina"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Cry For Me, Argentina"

Original Performer:

Julie Covington

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Fight The Trees, Angelina"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

An entry for "Brangelina - An Amiright Musical".....see thread here. Hiking off-trail is also known as "bushwhacking" or "fighting trees".
You think Pitt's boring
You think Pitt's lame
When he hikes through terrain plowed and peeled
That high hill's weeds are tough under all that bright sun

You don't believe me
All you still see is a hill you waltz to
Although you're dressed up for the climb
The sticks of the forest want you

It's bad to step in branches
They'll snap you pain
Wood'll spray sylvan strife 'round your heels
Hiking deep in the forest, staying out of the sun

Don't fight those tree-farms
Stumbling around, crying "OUCH! A damn spruce!"
Bushwhacking's distressing and hard
Pines never expected you to

Don't fight the trees, Angelina
The spruce is a clever deft dude

All through your wild day,
Why battle twigs, and,
Cry for my compass,
To read your distance?

You ask for torture
You ask for pain
For levers of pine to jab in

Oh it seems to me, girl, pain is all you desire

You'll get contusions
Trees pun-ish intrusions of bushwhackin' freaks

The trail map was here all the time

Fol-low blue
And or-ange blaz-ings

Don't fight the trees, Angelina...

( --- interlude --- )

Don't fight the trees, Angelina
The spruce twigs will never let you

All through your climb-day,
Why battle sticks, and,
Cry "Where's my compass,
To read for distance?"

Map, I read it wrong
There's something more I can think of to say to you

But all you have to do is watch your feet to know

that scary cliff


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2Eagle - February 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Is that what happened to Burbank?
Cat - February 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Very interesting concept! Although I admit when I first read it I thought the line "The spruce is a clever deft dude" was "The spruce has a clever left, dude." Sort of like the spruce was going to punch her.
Stuart McArthur - February 19, 2006 - Report this comment
we can thank your syllable-matching prowess for the spruce lines (for some reason every mention of spruce made me LOL) and "sylvan strife" etc. but....and break it to me slowly.....did Ange really go over the cliff?...and were they just flesh wounds?...and if so, which flesh exactly?....(oh, no reason) - 555
Red Ant - February 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Great concept with clever rhymes throughout and very funny. 5s.
alvin rhodes - February 20, 2006 - Report this comment
i wouldn't mind getting down to "nature" with angelina
AFW - February 20, 2006 - Report this comment
I had never heard of this incident...but, you made it interesting and funny..5's
Johnny D - February 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you, 2Eagle, Cat, Stuart, Red Ant, alvin, and AFW.
Royce Miller - March 01, 2006 - Report this comment
You did your usual interesting writing with this, I'm adding my votes to the others.
Rick C - March 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Another interesting entry in the Brangelina Musical. This one is truly inspired, John. 555

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