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Song Parodies -> "Send In The Cows"

Original Song Title:

"Send In The Clowns"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Judy Collins

Parody Song Title:

"Send In The Cows"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Isn't it strange?
Pity my wife
Lured into bestiality
This late in life..
Send in the cows

Large lips to kiss
Chewing their cud
Big tongue keeps licking around
Real sexy, Bud..
Where are the cows?
Send in the cows

I watched them out in the barn
Faces so ugly,
And yet, something wildly allures
Wagging their "Come Hither" tails
With unusual flair..
Nipples are fine
Picture me there..

Bumps on their butt,
Huge ears to hear
I'm sure that they want what I want
Big eyes, sincere..
So where are the cows,
Send in the cows,
Oh, Bessie..you're here

Isn't it weird?
Isn't it kink?
I get the biggest turn on
When their milk I drink..
Oh, where are the cows?
I've got to have cows...
I should tell my shrink..

I must tell my shrink..

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TJC - December 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Tipping you some fives for this perfectly nuanced bovacular laugh-fest--and were Ms. Collins deceased, she'd be up to at least 100 RPM in her coffin by now!
Old Man Ribber - December 31, 2009 - Report this comment
At last! Bovines are getting the respect on this site that was formerly reserved for sheep! What will Tommy Turtle say? ;D
blackjack21 - December 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Cowabunga! This really mooved me to give you 5s.
AFW - December 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, TJ...OMR...and blackjack
Leo Keough - December 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Udderly delightful!!!...555!!!
Christie Marie M - December 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Moooooooooo-rvelous parody, AFW!! Nicely executed on a mooooo-lancholy OS. In my opinion, this sad OS sounds great when it's parodied. I was actually laughing when I read this. Milking you 555's!!
< ! ! ! > - December 31, 2009 - Report this comment
G O T ~ G O A T ? . . . EL SatyrMayor ? ?
AFW - December 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Leo, Christie, and !!!
Andria - December 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Agreed with all above, and cows are always funny IMHO. The OS is pretty emotional, and reminds me of depression and sadness, and it is much more pleasant as a parody. Great parody, and 5s.
AFW - December 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks to Andria
S.P.A.Y.E.D. - January 04, 2010 - Report this comment
(Sheep Protesting Against Your Egregious Discrimination) ... What are we, chopped mutton? Ovine is fine, and once you've had lamb, you'll never do Ma'am. :)

This is *sick*. *Sick*, AFW! Parodies about bestiality ... hmppph! I'm crawling back into my shell! (oops - just spilled the beans. 555, actually.)
AFW - January 09, 2010 - Report this comment
"Had lamb, never do Ma'am"...true, but how's about us kinks, who are always askin' "Where's the beef?"...thanks, TT

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