Song Parodies -> Send In The Cones
| Original Song Title: | "Send In The Clowns" |
| Original Performer: | Judy Collins |
| Parody Song Title: | "Send In The Cones" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
Isn't it grand?
My birthday's here
Another year's rolled around
Old friends appear..
Where are the cones?
Wonderful cake,
Candles all lit
Laughter, a beautiful sound
Surrounding it...
(But) Where are the cones?
I'm now an age..where numbers are lost
Changing the subject..if, in conversation, it's tossed
Being the smooth gracious one, thanking guests for each gift
Playing it cool,
Loving the lift..
Humble, am I
Bubbled with cheer
Yet, there's one more thing I want
Sounding it clear..
Where are the cones?
Send in the cones
No ice cream is here..
Vanilla's rich
Chocolate's divine..
Guest tongues are anxious to lick,
As well as mine..
Oh, where are the cones,
There ought to be cones
Bask-in Robbins?..fine
Bask-in Robbins?..fine
My birthday's here
Another year's rolled around
Old friends appear..
Where are the cones?
Wonderful cake,
Candles all lit
Laughter, a beautiful sound
Surrounding it...
(But) Where are the cones?
I'm now an age..where numbers are lost
Changing the subject..if, in conversation, it's tossed
Being the smooth gracious one, thanking guests for each gift
Playing it cool,
Loving the lift..
Humble, am I
Bubbled with cheer
Yet, there's one more thing I want
Sounding it clear..
Where are the cones?
Send in the cones
No ice cream is here..
Vanilla's rich
Chocolate's divine..
Guest tongues are anxious to lick,
As well as mine..
Oh, where are the cones,
There ought to be cones
Bask-in Robbins?..fine
Bask-in Robbins?..fine
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lol...love the quirky concept, though at first i thought you meant those pointy birthday hats
Thanks, alvin...I guess that is another possibility...never thought of that...
L'Air de Farce, Duke o'Edge, . . . feeling " the Lift ", eh, Sir ? ? I guess you are indeed back on the edge again!
What Alvin said. Anyhow, my 29th birthday is coming up on the 23rd, although I'm not planning on celebrating with ice cream, at least not entirely. Here are some 5s.
I'd like a toodie fruity, with 5 flavors!!!
Yummy...
What Alvin said as well
Perfect!
Thanks, LCC...by the way, go back and check my last Friday's entry...might interest you....and thanks, Andria, Mark, Andy, and Michael...
Is it your birthday today? If it is, Happy Birthday, AFW! Very flavorful parody. You have great taste! I scream, you scream, we all scream 555's!! To Andria: I'll remember your birthday on the 23rd. I just turned 29 last month.
Thanks, Christie, no not actually my birthday on that day...I'm in February..
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