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Song Parodies -> "Sweating The Pounds"

Original Song Title:

"Send In The Clowns"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Judy Collins

Parody Song Title:

"Sweating The Pounds"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Ain't it a bitch?
Chubby and bare,
Waist many inches around
Working that spare..
Sweating the pounds

Ain't this a mess?
Three chins of groove,
Hawking and scarfing it down
Nothing to prove..
Ate for ten hounds..
Sweating the pounds

Sitting, I plop
Squeezing thru doors
High time for showing the world,
I will unstretch these pores
Switch back to normal again
Take up less space of air
Slim down my lines,
Not break a chair..

Huge, as a horse,
My fault, I fear
Thinking I would just eat it all
Waddle and cheer
Frequent fast food rounds
With all the clowns,
Now, sweating the pounds

Who could surmise?
Who could four, see?
Who ever thought about chew?
Mirrors..I'd hide from me
Till all at once, suddenly,
Cellulite sway
Potguts don't lie,
Piper must pay..

Ain't it a bitch?
Getting in gear?
Doing step climbings I hate
Fighting my rear
Unrolling big mounds
And sweating the pounds
My God!..help me here..

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Barry J. Mitchel - November 14, 2011 - Report this comment
How insensitive to our gravitationally and glandularly challenged fellow gym patrons! But we should worry about those who won't get off the couch. 555#4u
Patrick - November 14, 2011 - Report this comment
I am definitely in need of losing some girth. Some friends tout Weight Watchers, others Nutri-System, and still others Jenny Craig. I'm in such a hurry I think I will do them all at the same time.
Porfle Popnecker - November 14, 2011 - Report this comment
A whale of a parody.
wildcard - November 14, 2011 - Report this comment
he he
2Eagle - November 14, 2011 - Report this comment
That's easier said than done.
AFW - November 14, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, all for v & c
Christie Marie M - November 14, 2011 - Report this comment
I got to go hit the gym after reading this...well, I used to go to Curves to work out, but I hadn't done so lately. Right now, the only exercise I've been getting are walking to work and occasionally walking my dogs, as I told Barry Mitchel from his last parody I read seconds ago. But this satire is worth 555 lbs of laughs and perfect OS for this topic!
Andria - November 15, 2011 - Report this comment
Great work here... I could stand to lose some weight, unfortunately my appearance would change just as drastically as it would if I were to cut, straighten or dye my hair or change to a more conservative wardrobe... 5s.
LilCupCakes - November 16, 2011 - Report this comment
Sir L'Air de Farce: Turkey . . . Gravy . . . Pie . . . & CranBerry sauce; ~~ B R I N G I T O N ~~

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