Song Parodies -> Send In The Cones
| Original Song Title: | "Send In The Clowns" |
| Original Performer: | Judy Collins |
| Parody Song Title: | "Send In The Cones" |
| Parody Written by: | Jonathan C. |
At last, the long awaited parody dedicated to road construction workers and the drivers who tolerate them..
Digging a ditch, pouring some tar
Wheels stuck on I-65, not going far.
Send in the cones
Aren't we all pissed, won't our tires move?
Lanes blocked by the big arrow
Stifling our groove
There are the cones
Send in the cones
Traffic was stopped, foot on my brake
Drinking a Thermos of coffee to keep me awake
Missing my exit again to the men in black shirts
And their machines, rented from Hertz.
Ain't it a bitch?
Getting stuck here
I'm sure that the guys want what I want
Namely a beer
They sent in the cones
I can't use... my gears!
Digging a ditch, won't this dirt clear?
Always late for work and home in my Cavalier
There will be cones. They'll always be cones!
They'll stay here next year.
....stay here next year.
Wheels stuck on I-65, not going far.
Send in the cones
Aren't we all pissed, won't our tires move?
Lanes blocked by the big arrow
Stifling our groove
There are the cones
Send in the cones
Traffic was stopped, foot on my brake
Drinking a Thermos of coffee to keep me awake
Missing my exit again to the men in black shirts
And their machines, rented from Hertz.
Ain't it a bitch?
Getting stuck here
I'm sure that the guys want what I want
Namely a beer
They sent in the cones
I can't use... my gears!
Digging a ditch, won't this dirt clear?
Always late for work and home in my Cavalier
There will be cones. They'll always be cones!
They'll stay here next year.
....stay here next year.
Have a safe, construction-free vacation.
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