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Song Parodies -> "Grapes On My @$$ Keep Appearing"

Original Song Title:

"Wheels in the Sky Keep on Turning"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Grapes On My @$$ Keep Appearing"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Hemorrhoids here again oh Lord,
Haven't had one in a year or more
I know I should eat a bunch more fiber

Called a doctor with a long lancing blade
Razor steel, made for grapes
He's been cutting up this musty boat

Grapes on my @$$ keep appearing
Where are some "Tucks" I can borrow?
Grapes on my @$$ keep appearing

I've been trying to walk it off
Cannot take it I'd wish it'd pop
I can't take this very much longer

I'm holdin' both my cheeks in pain
Don't think I'm ever gonna make it home today
Preperation H callin'
I'm reaching it's way

My.. My.. My.. My.. Hemorrhoid sorrows

(chorus regular)

Grapes on my @$$ keep appearing
Where is some "Tucks" I can borrow
Grapes on my @$$ keep me standing

(Chorus Regular) 2X's

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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 5   1

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Wife of a thug - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Paul Robinson - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Lionel - I can only remember how the chorus goes on the original and you paced that just fine. I liked it, I had fun reading it, so I'm giving you 5's even though I can't t truly vouch for the pace beyond the chorus parts.
MrMacphisto - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL... This is great....
Meriadoc - June 13, 2004 - Report this comment
I remember most of the original, altho' I avoided it like a plague of hemorrhoides... ;-D

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