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Song Parodies -> "Toothpaste"

Original Song Title:

"Too Late"

Original Performer:

Journey

Parody Song Title:

"Toothpaste"

Parody Written by:

D. Shafer

The Lyrics

See your front teeth turnin' green
Don't you think you should get them clean?
That foul smell is hard to hide
Why can't you locate your lost pride?
Ooh, you'd better grab a brush and use some...
Toothpaste, toothpaste, toothpaste, toothpaste, toothpaste
Toothpaste.. you'll like the taste

Ooh, yes, my friend, the time has come
To remove that plaque and scum
Well don't you want a sparkling smile?
You must know your breath is vile
Ooh, you'd better grab a brush and use some...
Toothpaste, toothpaste, toothpaste, toothpaste, toothpaste
Toothpaste.. you'll like the taste
Toothpaste, toothpaste.. you'll like the taste
Toothpaste.. you'll like the taste

Now, it's time for you to floss
Take an oral hygiene course
So, my friend, find time tonight
Make those four teeth pearly white
Ooh, you'd better grab a brush and use some...
Toothpaste, toothpaste, toothpaste, toothpaste, toothpaste
Toothpaste.. you'll like the taste
Toothpaste, toothpaste.. you'll like the taste
Toothpaste, toothpaste.. you'll like the taste
Toothpaste.. you'll like the taste
Toothpaste.. just try some toothpaste...

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Leah Lockhart - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Very good, all 5's from here.
Rusty Green - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Just the best! One of the best parodies ever done. Number one with a bullet.
FYRE - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
BWAH-HA-HA-HA!!! Don't let Jeff Foxworthy steal this for one of his "You Know You're A Redneck" books!

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