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Song Parodies -> "Fright"

Original Song Title:

"Lights"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Journey

Parody Song Title:

"Fright"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Never went this far...
(Chorus)
When the lights go out in the mortuary
And the help has gone away
I want to get out of there, it's frightening!
Ooh, ooh... what's that sound?

Fridge door ajar, it's so scary
Slab corpses in there on view
Think there were 10 maybe... minus 2???
Ooh, ooh... it's so damn cold!

1-5 Celsius room!

Going mad, stopped is the machine embalming
All rearranged are the tools
Senses heightened, feel alarmed
Oh, My, God... something's moving!

(Chorus) x2

Out of the shadows, it's just Mindy!!!
Walks up slowly, asks if I want to screw!!!
Bitch, are you f-cking crazy???
She drops her pants... and it's cool...

Got a stiffy of my own don't cha know!!!
... but did it in a Carl's Jr walk-in freezer when I was young

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