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Song Parodies -> "Flea's In My Crotch"

Original Song Title:

"Feliz Navidad"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jose Feliciano

Parody Song Title:

"Flea's In My Crotch"

Parody Written by:

Patty LaSalle

The Lyrics

Hubby gave me this idea...lol
Flea's in my crotch
Flea's in my crotch
There is flea's in my crotch
It itches really bad
I am scratching all the time

Flea's in my crotch
Flea's in my crotch
There is flea's in my crotch
It itches really bad
I am scratching all the time

I guess I am going to buy some flea dip
I am going to have to buy some flea dip
I will end up having this all through Christmas
My crotch is still itching

I guess I am going to buy some flea dip
I am going to have to buy some flea dip
I will end up having this all through Christmas
My crotch is still itching..oh no

Flea's in my crotch
Flea's in my crotch
There is flea's in my crotch
It itches really bad
I am scratching all the time

Flea's in my crotch
Flea's in my crotch
There is fleas in my crotch
It itches really bad
I am scratching all the time

Doctor said it's not fleas in my crotch
Doctor said it's not fleas in my crotch
It is a yeast infection this Christmas
Just what I nee-ee-d

Doctor said it's not fleas in my crotch
Doctor said it's not fleas in my crotch
It a yeast infection this Christmas
Just what I nee-ee-d

Flea's in my crotch
Flea's in my crotch
Flea's in my crotch
It itches really bad
I am scratching all the time

Flea's in my crotch
Flea's in my crotch
There is fleas in my crotch
It itches really bad
I am scratching all the time

Got some me some anti-itch cream
Got some me some anti-itch cream
No more itching this Christmas
Relief at las-s-s-t

Got some me some anti-itch cream
Got some me some anti-itch cream
No more itching this Christmas
Relief at las-s-s-t

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Guy - December 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Wow, this is a really 'itchin parody.
funnygirl - December 30, 2003 - Report this comment
thats nasty what kind of song is that

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