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Song Parodies -> "Obese Navidad"

Original Song Title:

"Feliz Navidad"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jose Feliciano

Parody Song Title:

"Obese Navidad"

Parody Written by:

Callmelennie

The Lyrics

Didn't really want to do this but Rob Arndt MADE ME! ... So blame Rob for this
Obese Navidad
Obese Navidad
Obese Navidad
Tome Dos Equis con rapacidad

Obese Navidad
Obese Navidad
Obese Navidad
Come los nachos con voracidad

I wanna wish you a Weighty Christmas
I wanna wish you a Gainer's Christmas
I wanna wish you a Weighty Christmas
From the darkness in my heart

I wanna wish you a Weighty Christmas
I wanna dish you Partfait-ey Christmas
I wanna give you Inflate-y Christmas
For occlusions in your heart

Obese Naviidad
Obese Navidad
Obese Navidad
Tortas y nachos en cantidad

Obese navidad
Obese navidad
Obese navidad
Gordura brazos y hilaridad

I wanna dish you a Merry Swiss-mas
I wanna dish you Potatey Chips-mas
I wanna dish you a Merry Ribs-mas
For the bypass in your heart

I wanna dis you from plate of citrus
I wanna serve you a treat that's viscous
I wanna feed you until you're listless
For to hasten your infarct

Obese Navidad
Obese Navidad
Obese Navidad
Maximo pesos y obesidad

Obese Navidad
Obese Navidad
Obese Navidad
Borrachuro ano y morbosidad

I wanna wish you a Weighty Christmas
I wanna wish you a Gain-ey Christmas
I wanna wish you a Au Lait-ey Christmas
From the darkness in my heart

(Es suficiente!)

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Claude Prez - December 11, 2017 - Report this comment
Very good; I thought the line had potential and was disappointed by the judgmental shamefest it inspired. This was much better. Though I don't really comprende that espanol
Rob Arndt - December 11, 2017 - Report this comment
Tipping the scales at 555 lbs!
Llamame Lennie - December 11, 2017 - Report this comment
No entiendes las palabras en espanol, Senor Claude? Ora le p*nche gringo, no es dificil entender. Todos los -idad palabras son cognatos, Senor Claude. Sabes que es cognato? Es el mismo in ambos linguajes. ....... Despues de eso, "torta" es cake en Ingles y "Gordura brazos" es "Fatness of arms" en Ingles. Y que es mas hilarioso de que los brazos gordos? Y "pesos" es lbs in ingles, y por supuesto, borracho es .. pero usted sabe ques es "borracho" en Ingles. Todos los gringos entiende eso palabra!!
Claude Prez - December 11, 2017 - Report this comment
Sí, pero tengo el traductor de Google, así que no te preocupes señor pantalones inteligentes
Jonathan - December 11, 2017 - Report this comment
decided to try your own version, did you? 555lbs gained!
CML - December 11, 2017 - Report this comment
I suddenly remember that the inspiration for this was Peter Anderson's parody of this same song, "So Fat is Your Mom" I was checking it out and found my own self writing "Obese Navidad" in the comments .... You should check out, "SFIYM" it's funny stuff
Patrick - December 12, 2017 - Report this comment
Me gusta mas su cancion que la original. Bien escrita y me hace sonreir. Necesitamos mas humor y menos politico. Feliz Navidad.
Callmelennie - December 12, 2017 - Report this comment
Que dices, Patricio. No entiendo ningun palabra de espanol en realidad. Yo vivo en Arizona y no hay nadie que habla esta linguaje aqui

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