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Song Parodies -> "25 Parodies Of Christmas: 2. The Fleas On This Dog"

Original Song Title:

"Feliz Navidad"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jose Feliciano

Parody Song Title:

"25 Parodies Of Christmas: 2. The Fleas On This Dog"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan

The Lyrics

welcome back to the 25 Parodies Of Christmas!
this time, we look at the owner of a dog, with a massive flea problem! not boring at all, right? please enjoy!
OS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOPZoX6ZSnE
The Fleas On This Dog
There's Hundreds, My God!
If He Doesn't Stop
Scratching Himself, He'll Scratch Some Skin Off

The Fleas On This Dog
Making Him Act Odd
The Fleas On This Dog
Making Him Roll All Over The New Rug

I know I might sound a little b!^(#y
but, I hate those bugs, who've made him itchy
just look, the poor thing is getting twitchy
'cause they're biting every part

I bought some shampoo, to kill the suckers
so, let me at 'em, the motherf*****s!
I'll have 'em runnin' like little cluckers
now it's time to bathe the dog

The Fleas On This Dog
There's Hundreds, My God!
If He Doesn't Stop
Scratching Himself, He'll Scratch Some Skin Off

(dog howls)

The Fleas On This Dog
Making Him Act Odd
The Fleas On This Dog
Making Him Roll All Over The New Rug

I know I might sound a little b!^(#y
but, I hate those bugs, who've made him itchy
just look, the poor thing is getting twitchy
'cause they're biting every part

I bought some shampoo, to kill the suckers
so, let me at 'em, the motherf*****s!
I'll have 'em runnin' like little cluckers
now it's time to bathe the dog

The Fleas On This Dog
I Want 'Em All Gone
The Fleas On This Dog
Outstayed Their Welcome, It's Been Too Long

The Fleas On This Dog
There's Hundreds, My God!
If He Doesn't Stop
Scratching Himself, He'll Scratch Some Skin Off

I'm gonna take him, to get a flea bath
I wonder where to get him a flea bath?
I'm gonna take him, to get a flea bath
let the buggers die right off

vet recommended a nice, new flea belt
so if fleas come near, a threat will be felt
but, does he have worms, now? or what the #3!!?
rubbed his bottom on the rug

The Fleas On This Dog
There's Hundreds, My God!
If He Doesn't Stop
Scratching Himself, He'll Scratch Some Skin Off
thanks for reading and Merry Christmas!

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Rob Arndt - December 04, 2017 - Report this comment
This didn't tick me off- 555!
CML - December 04, 2017 - Report this comment
"The Fleas on this dog" is an inspired sub for Feliz Navidad. Even if the rest of this parody had sucked eggnog, it would have been redeemed by that one brilliant sub
Agrimorfee - December 04, 2017 - Report this comment
Tu perro esta muy picante! Cinco Cinco Cinco.
Jonathan - December 04, 2017 - Report this comment
Rob - thanks, mate!
CML - thanks! also, now I must get a straw, to suck eggnog...
Agrimorfee - Gracias!
Rob Arndt - December 04, 2017 - Report this comment
Jon, I think you should keep this pace up! You could reach 200 soon ;-)
Jonathan - December 04, 2017 - Report this comment
^ thanks! I'll have to see where I'm currently at. of course, I'd have to discount two, which were written by another Jonathan, before me. but as promised, I will be doing these 25 Christmas parodies, and just submitted another one, for tomorrow! after that, I've got some requested works in the pipeline, as well as a sort of "special" project for 2018, to celebrate my 5 years back, as an active writer! (2013.)
CML - December 04, 2017 - Report this comment
Obese Navidad .. Obese Navidad .. Obese Navidad ...... Come los nachos en candidad ........ Obese Navidad .. Obese Navidad ... Obese Navidad .. Tome los eggnogs en candidad ......... I wanna wish you a weighty Christmas .. I wanna wish you a weighty Christmas .. I wanna wish you a weighty Christmas .. From the bottom of my heart
LML (Llamamelennie) - December 05, 2017 - Report this comment
O, en los lyricos alternativos, Yonathan ........ Obese Navidad, Obese Navidad, Obese Navidad ... Nachos con queso en candidad
Jonathan - December 05, 2017 - Report this comment
^ ¿Es eso una solicitud, señor?
LML - December 06, 2017 - Report this comment
Que es eso? Con queso?
Jonathan - December 06, 2017 - Report this comment
^ ¡Echale un vistazo! ¡Rob ya lo hizo!

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