In my TV guide
there was this show
"Enterprise", said "Oh
I really like that program"
Stories always seem to have an arc
Liked all their players
from Worff to Spock

So I clicked on the "Remote" box
but this is strange;
a boring scene is happening
Story strains and lumbers
Now I hear these stupid lines from
from this dork, "Archer"
Don't think this is a program
To watch; No, Sir

I hate to be unkind
But I don't think this show
is at all worth my time
It seems totally boring; I sighed
That's not a good sign

"Writers must be cretins", I said
They must not have brains
Mush is in their heads
This is so inane
Grabbed the remote
and vaporized this show
It stunk so completely
Completely; phew!

The characters on this program were so bland
I could scream
And the more I watched them
well, the more it peeved me
I just had to let go of "Enterprise"
Program must have awful ratings