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Song Parodies -> "You Warm Me Up (I'm An Eskimo)"

Original Song Title:

"You Turn Me On (I'm A Radio)"

Original Performer:

Joni Mitchell

Parody Song Title:

"You Warm Me Up (I'm An Eskimo)"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

in a small alaskan town
with an igloo above you
carve up some blubber
i'm bound to love you

oh, honey, you warm me up...i'm an eskimo
i'm in isolation..i'm a little bit horny
i will sled for hours
crazy for you...i'm in your power
crazy to do...but i'm heading on out
this blizzard, not gonna trip me up
cold, this year

you know i don't like weak woman
cause they freeze too quick
but, you're such a strong woman
you kill seals with a stick
i've been dirty and flirty...crossed the line
but you know...i'll get through this blizzard
and i'll be by your side

and you should not have too many doubts
so plan a good reception for me...don't freeze me out
cause, honey, i love the clears the head
when the wind is cracking, and the snow's so dismal
eat breakfast blubber, in the frigid air
and a parka, babe, is what you wear
i'm going to join you again, now
if you still need me there

i'll be sledding into town to the snowdrifts above you
dogs up and running...these hounds all love you
by the lovely north sea beach
with the northern lights going
kick off the blankets, baby, my blood's a-flowing
if you're ready...let's do it...with the campfires smoking
we ain't hibernating...we start to groping

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 7

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Arwen - September 27, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't know the original...but the title alone totally made me grin, so I had to check it out.
Ashkicksass - September 27, 2004 - Report this comment
This is my FAVORITE Joni Mitchell song Alvin, and you did a superb job with it!
alvin rhodes - September 27, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks arwen and ash
Johnny D - September 27, 2004 - Report this comment
So cute! 5's! More Joni Mitchell parodies, please!
alvin rhodes - September 27, 2004 - Report this comment
OK...another joni parody, coming soon
Paul Robinson - September 28, 2004 - Report this comment
alvin - Great job (again)...more Joni? Fantastic idea. 5's...
alvin rhodes - September 28, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks paul...i sent in another "joni" today...stay tuned
pickle - September 30, 2004 - Report this comment

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