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Song Parodies -> "Spray Mace On You"

Original Song Title:

"A Case Of You"

Original Performer:

Joni Mitchell

Parody Song Title:

"Spray Mace On You"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

Better "play fair" with the "fairer" gender, gentlemen...
Just before I said, "Get lost", you said
"Come home with me after they close the bar"
And I said, "When Hell freezes over...right after that
please don't follow me out to my car"
At the back of the bar the bouncer
was wasted, not much good tonight
So, I drew out my can of mace
My can of mace
And drew your face into sight
Oh, if you approach me by my car
You'll get a big surprise from me
Yes, I will spray some mace on you, *sshole
That will make your eyes secrete
Yes, it will knock you on your seat

Oh, you are a drunken moron
A lummox who can't get dates
Appalling; your behavior
The way you act; it is just not OK
I remember once you approached me, you said
"Please show me yours and then
I'll show you mine "
You scared the daylights out of me
You're a piece of gutter slime
Accosting me in the parking lot
Will earn a big surprise, you'll see
Yes, I will spray my mace on you, *sshole
That will make you think twice, creep
Yes, it will lay you in a heap

Take note of this, man
I'll take no crap from you
I'm not your wife
Don't have to put up with you, freak
So I say,
"Go to Hell, get away from me, weird man"
these are words you'd better heed
You are just a filthy slug
a loathsome swine
Your distance; you had better keep
'Cause I will spray some mace on you, *sshole
Then I will kick you in the teeth
Yes, I will kick out all your teeth

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Pacing: 4.6
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Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 11

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Rick D - September 19, 2004 - Report this comment
I am impressed. This is a favorite song of mine, and difficult to do. Plus I sympathize with the dude. Big fives.
Paul Robinson - September 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rick...Well, yeah, I guess by the time this piece ends he's in pretty bad shape, isn't he? And hey, lonesome, loathsome, drunken-moron lummoxes need love too, don't they?
MrMacphisto - September 19, 2004 - Report this comment
A song with a nice beating... er... beat...
Paul Robinson - September 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Mac!
Rick D - September 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Mari and are considering recording this and posting it.
Paul Robinson - September 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick D (and Mari D) - Wow! That would be very cool! It so happens I'm working on another song from Joni Mitchell's "Blue" album - but it's not quite as good as I would like it to be yet, so I'm hanging onto to it and going to see what I might be able to change or modify in it to make it work better.
Arwen - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Pouting...I DKTOS, Paul...hmph!
Paul Robinson - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Arwen, I missed your commenbt back in October, 2004 - yow, that's a long time ago now, isn't it? Well, you should find a copy of that OS, I think you'd like how it works here...Thanks!

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