-> "Spray Mace On You"
Original Song Title:
"A Case Of You" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Spray Mace On You"
Just before I said, "Get lost", you said
"Come home with me after they close the bar"
And I said, "When Hell freezes over...right after that
please don't follow me out to my car"
At the back of the bar the bouncer
was wasted, not much good tonight
So, I drew out my can of mace
My can of mace
And drew your face into sight
Oh, if you approach me by my car
You'll get a big surprise from me
Yes, I will spray some mace on you, *sshole
That will make your eyes secrete
Yes, it will knock you on your seat
Oh, you are a drunken moron
A lummox who can't get dates
Appalling; your behavior
The way you act; it is just not OK
I remember once you approached me, you said
"Please show me yours and then
I'll show you mine "
You scared the daylights out of me
You're a piece of gutter slime
Accosting me in the parking lot
Will earn a big surprise, you'll see
Yes, I will spray my mace on you, *sshole
That will make you think twice, creep
Yes, it will lay you in a heap
Take note of this, man
I'll take no crap from you
I'm not your wife
Don't have to put up with you, freak
So I say,
"Go to Hell, get away from me, weird man"
these are words you'd better heed
You are just a filthy slug
a loathsome swine
Your distance; you had better keep
'Cause I will spray some mace on you, *sshole
Then I will kick you in the teeth
Yes, I will kick out all your teeth
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