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Song Parodies -> "Big Orange Toupee"

Original Song Title:

"Big Yellow Taxi"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Joni Mitchell

Parody Song Title:

"Big Orange Toupee"

Parody Written by:

Tim Hall

The Lyrics

They hate Hillary
Voted for Donald Trump
From a recliner, naugahyde
And their house is a dump

They will never realize
That corporate media
Broadcasts lies
They hate Hillary
Voted for Donald Trump
(oh no no no no)
(oh no no no no)

They took Benghazi
Repeated it ad nauseum
So they wore down the people
They were quiet as a mausoleum

They will never realize
That corporate media
Broadcasts lies
They hate Hillary
Voted for Donald Trump
(oh no no no no)
(oh no no no no)

That email server
They drove it into the ground now
Even after she was cleared
The FBI would not give up
Please!

They will never realize
That corporate media
Broadcasts lies
They hate Hillary
Voted for Donald Trump
(oh no no no no)
(oh no no no no)

Tuesday night
A man was on TV
With a big orange toupee
Took away my country

They will never realize
That corporate media
Broadcasts lies
They hate Hillary
Voted for Donald Trump
(oh no no no no)
(oh no no no no)
They will never realize
That corporate media
Broadcasts lies
They hate Hillary
Voted for Donald Trump
(oh no no no no)
(oh no no no no)

They hate Hillary
Voted for Donald Trump
They hate Hillary
Voted for Donald Trump
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Michael Pacholek - November 15, 2016 - Report this comment
But you gotta admit, the toupee matches his big orange body!
Patrick - November 15, 2016 - Report this comment
Haven't seen this OS used in a while. Good use for a song about loss and betrayal. The political cartoonists will enjoy Donald's hair even more than they have Barack's ears.
John Lomain - November 15, 2016 - Report this comment
fun parody

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