-> "Jersey Morning"
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Woke up, it was a Jersey morning, and the first thing that I smelled
Was the stench of week-old garbage, and I felt myself repelled
It came flooding through my nostrils and it left me damn-near co... ma... tose
Oh, why don't they
Come cart it away?
Week-old garbage is just so... gross!
Woke up, it was a Jersey morning, and the first thing that I sniffed
Was an overflowing sewer - I got much more than a whiff
And so foul and filthy was the air it made me want to hurl... it
Why they don't care?
They won't clean the air,
So it smells just like a 'turlet'.
Why does Jersey smell so? There's the smell of rotted fish
You have no idea how I dislike
The smell of pike;
The state smells like...
Well, like a petri dish!
Woke up, it was a Jersey morning, and the first thing I perceived
Was the smell of toxic waste dumps - it was not to be believed
It just overtook my senses and it left me feeling so... punch... drunk
Oh, don't they know
Air quality's low?
I would rather sniff a dead skunk!
Jersey needn't smell so - if the politicians cared
They could see a role
For air control
(A noble goal)
We'd enjoy much fresh...er... air!
E-P-A, why don't you...
Wake up, 'cause it's a Jersey Morning!
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