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Song Parodies -> "Jersey Morning"

Original Song Title:

"Chelsea Morning"

Original Performer:

Joni Mitchell

Parody Song Title:

"Jersey Morning"

Parody Written by:

Leo Jay

The Lyrics

Woke up, it was a Jersey morning, and the first thing that I smelled
Was the stench of week-old garbage, and I felt myself repelled
It came flooding through my nostrils and it left me damn-near co... ma... tose
Oh, why don't they
Come cart it away?
Week-old garbage is just so... gross!

Woke up, it was a Jersey morning, and the first thing that I sniffed
Was an overflowing sewer - I got much more than a whiff
And so foul and filthy was the air it made me want to hurl... it
Why they don't care?
They won't clean the air,
So it smells just like a 'turlet'.

Why does Jersey smell so? There's the smell of rotted fish
You have no idea how I dislike
The smell of pike;
The state smells like...
Well, like a petri dish!

Woke up, it was a Jersey morning, and the first thing I perceived
Was the smell of toxic waste dumps - it was not to be believed
It just overtook my senses and it left me feeling so... punch... drunk
Oh, don't they know
Air quality's low?
I would rather sniff a dead skunk!

Jersey needn't smell so - if the politicians cared
They could see a role
For air control
(A noble goal)
We'd enjoy much fresh...er... air!

E-P-A, why don't you...
Wake up, 'cause it's a Jersey Morning!

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Paul Robinson - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Leo Jay - very fine pacing job with a very tricky Joni Mitchell number, tough as it was you really nailed it - and in a fully sing-able way, too. Funny stuff, too. 5's.
MasonR - April 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Here in Central Jersey, it only smells that way if the wind blows from a certain direction... Nice job and as Paul says, not an easy one to match the pacing.
Joni Fan - June 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice job Leo Jay! Record your parody, burn it on a CD, sell many copies!
Leo Jay - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks for finding this!
John Jenkins - June 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good parody, LJ. I can't believe you submitted a New Jersey parody and didn't get a comment from Michael Pacholek.
Leo Jay - June 29, 2004 - Report this comment
John Jenkins, thanks. How do you guys find these old parodies?
Rick D - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I was looking through your songs and picked this one because I know how to play it, and it cracked me up! If you want a track of just the guitar and can sing like Joni (or at least mock her), I'll consider doing it.
Leo Jay - August 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey Rick, thanks for looking up some of my old stuff (to us newbies, a few months old seems like 'old stuff') -- I hadn't looked at this in a while. Notwithstanding the typos, I think this is one of my better pieces. Once I get a better sense of how to record with my PC, I might take you up on your offer...

BTW, I screwed up my pacing at the end by omitting a few words -- that should be "if the politicians cared, they could see a MORE IMPORTANT role..."
Ashkicksass - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment
I love Joni Mitchell, not as much as you, but I love her nonetheless, and you did an EXCELLENT job on this!!
2Eagle - November 13, 2011 - Report this comment
You hear such a beautiful song, but still can't forget the real world.

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