i don't blame him....nice job...5s

Takes me back to my early farm days...I loved the smell of "Nag poo" in the morning...5's

thanks, alvin - AFW, it's a lot cleaner writing about farm stuff than actually doing it...I remember that from an old "National Lampoon" piece by Michael O'Donahue (sp?) from WA-AA-AY back when...lol..."the pen is mightier than the plowshare; as a writer you rarely, if ever, have to get up at six in the morning to shovel manure"...lol...

nice to see you back paul. good job and please take these three $5's to purchase some spare shoes. Took two months off but I'm back today with 3 more parodies.(shameless plug)

Thanks, carol...busy day at work, Teaching classes that have finals tomorrow - so I'm not going to be able to look around today, so I'm not ignoring said shameless plug, but deferring any reaction to it...lol...

Great parody, Paul. I'm a big Joni fan.

me too Rick - I love Joni and her honey voice - btw Paul, is "boinking" the US version of our (and the UK's) "bonking" or are you using artistic licence? - 555

Good job, Paul... I originally heard Sarah McLachlan's version, but I was able to keep up with the pacing nonetheless.

Good job, Paul. It's a mix of plaintive and funny...lol.

Didn't know that this one would get much response...not sure how many would know the OS...Rick C, I really like Joni's stuff, too...I've done a few other pieces off her works that you might like...in particular "Grappling with Rapelling; Dope on a Rope" to "All I Want" and "Spray Mace on You" to her OS "A Case of You"...and I've been looking at some of her other songs off the "Blue" album...if nothing else, it's a grand excuse to listen to them all again...Stu - That would depend on if "bonking" means what I think it means...which I think it does...are we being cryptic enough here??...lol...so I guess you are asking if "boinking" has anything to do with...er...ahh..."scroo-ing" (sp - intentional)...and...uh...yeah - it does...MrMac - never heard Sarah's version...probably interesting...hard to imagine it being better than Joni's, though...but cover efforts are often interesting in their own right...Adagio...thanks! Yeah, that's the tone and mood to my interpretation of it...dealing with the "Age-old" question...How ya' gonna keep 'em down on the farm...? LOL...