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Song Parodies -> "Flu"

Original Song Title:

"Blue"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Joni Mitchell

Parody Song Title:

"Flu"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

Well, here's another Joni Mitchell song from her "Blue" album that nobody has used on this site. And since it's getting into "Flu" season I thought this might be an appropriate use for the album's title track...
Flu, all day I go "achoo"
You know I cough and then I sneeze
Drug and sedate me
please let me sleep all day
Damn flu, all night I go "achoo"
I cannot sleep
underneath my sheets
the "sweats" and then the chills; ill
Well I've done so much sneezing
This whole scene is so displeasing
when will this damn flu go away ?
aspirin for my pain
think I'm going insane
Nose is chapped...
nose real chapped
Antibiotics; not for flu
they won't do any good for you
no, not for you
But I might just take a couple downer's
Might do; help me snooze

Flu, here's some cold pills for you
to de-congest your chest
and help you get some rest
Maybe they'll help you breathe

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alvin rhodes - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
nice job...5s
Paul Robinson - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin.
Adagio - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one, Paul...5's
Paul Robinson - October 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Adagio!
pickle - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
So true!
Paul Robinson - October 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, pickle~~!!

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