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Song Parodies -> "Gumline"

Original Song Title:

"Sunshine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jonathan Edwards

Parody Song Title:

"Gumline"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Gumline sho' got flayed today
I don't feel much like chewin'
Dentist gone and pried my gum by knife
I don't know what he's doin'

Well he tells me I'd better spit this slime
He can't hear what I'm sayin'
When I throw up I'm gonna blow his mind
Glad Blue Cross will be payin'

"(Well) how much does this cost?"
I cried "SH*T!"
"Next time be sure I've flossed?"
I'll try it!
(Well) He's been cleavin' gums his whole life
But I'm glad he's done with my-----gum-line!

Gumline gone away today
I don't feel much like munchin'
Surgeon gone and pried my gum by knife
I don't know what she's crunchin'

Tingling starts to make me wonder where
Novocaine I took is goin'
She says the end is near, hang in there
(But) she's got barbs she ain't showin' !

"Look how much blood you've lost!"
I cried "SH*T!"
"Drink one beer, you'll be sauced!"
I'll try it!
(Well) She's been cleavin' gums her whole life
And I'm glad she's done with my-----gum-line!

Gumline grow on back another day
I promise you I'll be flossin'
My whole life I'm gonna turn around
Junk food out I'll be tossin' !

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 12

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Ingeborg S. Nordén - September 19, 2004 - Report this comment
A few awkward word-stresses here and there, but rhymes were true to the original and the topic was funnier than usual: 4-5-5!
alvin rhodes - September 19, 2004 - Report this comment
only johnny can make dentists funny...5s
Adagio - September 19, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but I know your pacing...good parody about a 'fearsome' subject. 5's
John Barry - September 19, 2004 - Report this comment
5 mm "pockets" between teeth and gums are bad. But 5s for this song is good.
Johnny D - September 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Ingeborg, Alvin, Adagio, and John. ;-)
Paul Robinson - September 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny D - Fun stuff...couldn't find a real quibble with your pace here, so I scored it 5-5-5...
Johnny D - September 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Paul.
Royce Miller - September 20, 2004 - Report this comment
very funny, Johnny
Johnny D - September 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Royce.
Tim Hall - September 21, 2004 - Report this comment
The Crest Kids would be proud!
Johnny D - September 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you Tim!
MasonR - September 22, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm gonna print this one out and bring it to my dentist. Hmm that reminds me, I've gotta floss now...
Johnny D - September 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks MasonR.

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