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Song Parodies -> "The Christmas Song"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

John Winston Lennon

Parody Song Title:

"The Christmas Song"

Parody Written by:

Dave W.

The Lyrics

I love the song" Imagine" almost as much as Christmas.....Well ok, maybe not that much..
Imagine there's no Santa,
Kris Kringle or Saint Nick
No one to Ho-Ho-Ho us
or fill our stockings thick
Imagine no Elf people
or North Pole hide-away

Imagine there's no Christmas
What would the Reindeer do ?
No sleigh to pull or fly for
Would Rudolph's nose turn blue?
Imagine hum-bug people
living life like Scrooge

But, if you stay a believer
till your work on Earth is done,
And if the world wants to join us,
Then God bless us, everyone

Imagine no processions,
past Macy's if you can
No church bells and no ringing
by kettle hanging stands
Imagine smiles on people
dwindling 'round the world

But if you stay a believer
till your work on Earth is done
And if the world does join us,
Then God bless us, Everyone

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AFW - November 10, 2011 - Report this comment
Filled with lots of spirit, like a stocking on Christmas Eve...' would Rudolph's nose turn blue'...great line
Porfle Popnecker - November 10, 2011 - Report this comment
A spirited take on the OS!
Barry J. Mitchel - November 10, 2011 - Report this comment
John Lennon's OS would have us "dream" of a "better" world without myth or superstition or religion. It's good that you have turned that on its head. 5s
constitution man - November 14, 2011 - Report this comment
thanks for calling it Christmas. let the offended ignore Christmas, easy to do

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