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Song Parodies -> "Chobits DVD done like Star Wars"

Original Song Title:

"Star Wars Theme"

Original Performer:

John Williams

Parody Song Title:

"Chobits DVD done like Star Wars"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Picture this text floating through your screen as you pop in that new Chobits DVD. Read these disc intros as you imagine the sweeping, grand Star Wars theme playing. Lemme set the mood...

Some time ago in some place that could kinda be far away...


Casting: Either Zima as Palpatine and Dragonfly as Grievous/ Vader/ the Sith Villain Of The Week or vice versa. Chii asks Minoru if he's a little short for a Stormtrooper, and Shimbo has a space hooptie.During an attack on the Live Peep building, Freya tells Chii to use the Force, but not before she gets chopped in half by Darth Dita. And Hideki whines, whines, and whines some more about power converters. You fill in the other blanks...
Chobits Vol. V

War! Okay, maybe not! The
mystery of the Chobits has yet
to find an answer, but hope still
springs eternal. There are heroes,
both human and persocom.

In a stunningly brazen maneuver, a man
named Kojima, aka DRAGONFLY, swooped
through Tokyo and kidnapped CHII, drastically
lowering the morale of HIDEKI MOTOSUWA.

Now he and his associates, SHIMBO HIROYASU
and MINORU KOKUBUNJI are on a frantic rescue

...Does anybody even bother reading this text stuff?...

Chobits Vol. III
Darkness Descends

It is a time of uncertainty in
the apartment. Questions only
lead to more questions as a sense
of awkwardness grips HIDEKI

CHII starts things when she needs a
bath, but it becomes a much bigger task
than HIDEKI can anticipate. CHII's nature
has yet to be revealed, and only a mysterious
guide seems to help.

To add to the trouble, a terrifying tale starts having
repercussions in the real world, and MINORU must
assemble a strike force to destroy a great threat...
I actually am not the first one to try this. Another author did a similar type of parody, that one aiming at political humor.Freya: Yeah, I get killed faster than you can say "plot holes"...Dita: NOOOOOO!!!Hideki: I still want my power converters!Oh God, what have I created?...Anyway, I'll have other ideas if I can.

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 2

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Stephen aka Step-chan - August 24, 2005 - Report this comment
I like it, 5s, dude, 5s.

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