-> "Shark Attack"
Original Song Title:
"Welcome Back (Kotter)"
Parody Song Title:
"Shark Attack"
Parody Written by:
JR's Killer
The Lyrics
Shark attack, you're dying beyond any doubt.
Shark attack, and your blood count is almost out.
Well I bet you would rather be safe and sound,
But instead that shark is tossing you around.
Who'd have thought you'd meet a (Who'd have thought you'd meet a)
Sea creature that would eat ya (Sea creature that would eat ya)
Yeah he capsized your yacht and he likes you a lot, shark attack.
Shark attack, shark attack, shark attack, shark attack...
Shark Attack, I never knew that fish could grin.
Shark Attack, do you realize the mess that you've gotten in.
And I know you are probably saying prayers,
You should talk to that shark about playing fair.
No one can deny it (No one can deny it)
He's on a SEE-food diet (He's on a SEE-food diet)
Yeah, Rule Number One: Boaters should bring a gun, shark attack.
Shark attack, shark attack, shark attack, shark attack...
*break for harmonica*
He swallowed you whole, and that's good for you,
And I guess that is good, 'til he's gotta poo.
Well think about the long haul (Well think about the long haul)
Hey, there's Pepto-Bismol! (Hey, there's Pepto-Bismol)
If you get outta here, maybe he'll buy you a beer, shark attack.
Shark attack, shark attack, shark attack, shark attack.
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