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Song Parodies -> "Shark Attack"

Original Song Title:

"Welcome Back (Kotter)"

Original Performer:

John Sebastian

Parody Song Title:

"Shark Attack"

Parody Written by:

JR's Killer

The Lyrics

Kobe didn't do it! (but OJ did)
Shark attack, you're dying beyond any doubt.
Shark attack, and your blood count is almost out.
Well I bet you would rather be safe and sound,
But instead that shark is tossing you around.
Who'd have thought you'd meet a (Who'd have thought you'd meet a)
Sea creature that would eat ya (Sea creature that would eat ya)
Yeah he capsized your yacht and he likes you a lot, shark attack.
Shark attack, shark attack, shark attack, shark attack...

Shark Attack, I never knew that fish could grin.
Shark Attack, do you realize the mess that you've gotten in.
And I know you are probably saying prayers,
You should talk to that shark about playing fair.
No one can deny it (No one can deny it)
He's on a SEE-food diet (He's on a SEE-food diet)
Yeah, Rule Number One: Boaters should bring a gun, shark attack.
Shark attack, shark attack, shark attack, shark attack...

*break for harmonica*

He swallowed you whole, and that's good for you,
And I guess that is good, 'til he's gotta poo.
Well think about the long haul (Well think about the long haul)
Hey, there's Pepto-Bismol! (Hey, there's Pepto-Bismol)
If you get outta here, maybe he'll buy you a beer, shark attack.
Shark attack, shark attack, shark attack, shark attack.

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Arwen - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Hilarious!! "Yeah he capsized your yacht and he likes you a lot, shark attack!" I'm still giggling! 5s!
Johnny D - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
What Arwen said!
David (JR's Killer) - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks guys, I appreciate you taking the time to read it. I just had the melody stuck in my head and -POOF- I had a parody. I'm glad you guys enjoyed it, and maybe I'll post some more soon!
Arwen - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
You definitely should!!
Johnny D - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
What Arwen said!
Arwen - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
This is just a test for Johnny...ARWEN IS THE COOLEST GIRL AROUND!!!
Robert J. Pagliaro - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
This was clever.
Josh - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Hilarious! "He swallowed you whole, and that's good for you, And i guess that's good, 'till he's gotta poo." That's hilarious. You should write out the harmonica part. HAHA
The Thought Police - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
ARWEN IS THE COOLEST GIRL AROUND ! (Johnny couldn't make it to the test on time !)
Arwen - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL, TTP...so glad you could cover for him! Straight A's for you!!
Johnny D - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
ARWEN IS A 21ST CENTURY FOX, OH YEAH!
Arwen - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
HOLY COW!!! Your version is SOOO much better than mine, Johnny. MAJOR extra credit points for you, Mister!! =) Oh...these are supposed to be comments about the song...not me!! Well, you all know I loved it! Honestly, the "Welcome Back, Kotter" song is about the best TV song in history...and that includes the theme song from "Good Morning America"...which is only great because I was actually on the show once. Oh...there I go again. Oooops! David, if you plan on making regular trips to the site...this is your first lesson in how self absorbed I am...sorry about that. Luckily, I'm cute enough to back it up! Heehee...; ) Seriously, though...I'd love to read more of your work...this one is excellent!
Spaff.com - July 03, 2004 - Report this comment
A biting commentary. I particularly liked "Who'd have thought you'd meet a / Sea creature that would eat ya"
Trent Daddy - July 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Overall great parody, David. TWO THUMBS WAY UP!!!
David - July 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Trent Daddy, where are you from?
Trent Daddy - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
C'mon David, you know who I am, lol!
Trent Daddy - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, just in case....Duson, Louisiana!
David - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Just makin' sure, CHARLIE MURPHY!!
Trent Daddy - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
DARKNESS IS SPREADING!!!

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