-> "Losing All My Hair"
Original Song Title:
"Love Is In The Air"
Parody Song Title:
"Losing All My Hair"
Parody Written by:
Stanley G Phani
The Lyrics
Losing all my hair,
it's all falling to the ground
My head is getting bare,
u can see my shiny crown
And I don't know if people notice
the way my bald patch shines
I think it could be appealing
except for the size of my ears
Losing all my hair
I comb it skilfully
Losing all my hair,
sure looks ok to me.
And I'm doing a poor job disguising
with this small tin of black spray paint
Before I go out for the evening
to ensure that I'm still in the game.
Losing all my hair
Damn I’m losing all my hair
Ohhhhh
Losing all my hair
my head looks just like my bum
Isn't really fair
that I look just like a thumb
Maybe I could get a transfusion,
some horse hair and some glue
Like the ads on the television,
that old bloke that looks 22
Losing all my hair,
Always careful never to look down
Losing all my hair
need to comb over or comb around.
And I'm not sure how long I can do this
I've had about 500 try's
It's not impressing the ladies
I'm only attracting gay guys
Losing all my hair
Losing all my hair
Ooohhhhhh
Losing all my hair
Yes I’m losing all my hair
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