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Song Parodies -> "Oh! Those Wisconsin Dells"

Original Song Title:

"In Zaire"

Original Performer:

Johnny Wakelin

Parody Song Title:

"Oh! Those Wisconsin Dells"

The Lyrics

Switch off that idiot's box
(Oh! those Wisconsin Dells!)--
There's too much to make sane choice
(Oh! those Wisconsin Dells!!)--
Even with 100 channels
(Oh! those Wisconsin Dells!!)--
And even with 3-D and Hi-Def--
Wisconsin Dells!!

The Waterpark Capital
(Oh! those Wisconsin Dells),
And not Branson, MO
(Oh! those Wisconsin Dells!),
Calls you away from that idiot's box
(Oh! those Wisconsin Dells!),
And suggests that you should have some fun in--
WISCONSIN DELLS!!

And those so-called "music shows" down Branson way
Are getting rather hackneyed all these days--
WISCONSIN DELLS!!

Those so-called "Tea Party" zealots
(Oh! those Wisconsin Dells!!)
Think that Branson really is
(Oh! those Wisconsin Dells!!)
The One True Capital of Our
(Oh! those Wisconsin Dells!!)
Morally-Superior Realkultur--
No way, JOSE!!

The waterslides and wavepools up that way
Please me more than prolefeed "music shows"--
WISCONSIN DELLS!!

Oh! those Wisconsin Dells!
Oh! those Wisconsin Dells!!
Oh! those Wisconsin Dells!!
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WiscDelia - November 23, 2010 - Report this comment
MilTown thanks you, Sir !

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