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Song Parodies -> "Sickly Aging Man"

Original Song Title:

"Secret Agent Man"

Original Performer:

Johnny Rivers

Parody Song Title:

"Sickly Aging Man"

Parody Written by:

John O'Gara

The Lyrics

There's a man who leads a life of danger
Everyone he sees - he thinks a stranger
Oh Every move he makes another chance he takes
Odds are he won't leave his bed tomorrow

Sickly aging Man, Sickly aging man, they've given you a number cause you can't remember your name

Sucking on Viagra pills one day - then lying in the ER ah the next day
Well every moves a risk - he'll slip another disc
Odds are he won't leave his bed tomorrow



Be careful of a young girl you may meet - although she 'll make your heart appear to beat -
she'll spend your SSI - and leave you there to die
Odds are you won't leave your bed tomorrow


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Jonathan S. - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
This is bleedin' brilliant! 555!
MrMacphisto - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Timeless... 5-5-5
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