Song Parodies -> I Must Be 'Clear' --- See Now
| Original Song Title: | "I Can See Clearly Now" |
| Original Performer: | Johnny Nash |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Must Be 'Clear' --- See Now" |
| Parody Written by: | Johnny D |
This song parody neither condemns nor condones Scientology ... it merely offers a high-level overview, in song-parody-format. I am not a Scientologist, but I always seek to increase my understanding of the wide variety of human religious experience through comparative study ... According to the Church of Scientology, "Clear" is the condition in which one's "Reactive Mind" (i.e., one's accumulated mental-storehouse of self-defeating attitudes, behaviors, and habits) no longer rules one's life; "Thetans" are spiritual entities that attach themselves to human beings and cause metaphysical mischief; and back when the Church's founder L. Ron Hubbard was alive, Church members considered it a great honor to be invited to visit Mr. Hubbard on his private yacht --- an experience that was called "Going Over-The-Rainbow".
I must be "Clear" --- see now --- my pain is gone!
I un-freezed all thoughtsicles in my way!
Gone is my once-loud "Reactive Mind"
It's gonna be a Scie-(Scie-), Scie-(Scie-)'ntology day!
I think I've no "Thetans" now, their pain is gone!
All of their bad feelings have disappeared!
"Over-The-Rainbow" I've been prayin' for!
It's gonna be a Scie-(Scie-), Scie-(Scie-)'ntology day!
"Thetans" abound ---
They're nothin' but rude sprites!
Look in your head ---
Nothin' but rude sprites!
I must be "Clear" --- see now --- I've made it, son!
I can see no obstacles in my brain!
Now I've a strong, proud, and happy mind!
It's gonna be a Scie-(Scie-), Scie-(Scie-)'ntology day!
Look all around ---
Those "Thetans" are rude sprites!
Put straight your head ---
Dustin' some rude sprites!
I must be "Clear" --- see now --- my pain is gone!
I un-freezed all thoughtsicles in my way!
Gone is my once-loud "Reactive Mind"
It's gonna be a Scie-(Scie-), Scie-(Scie-)'ntology day!
It's gonna be a Scie-(Scie-), Scie-(Scie-)'ntology day!
It's gonna be a Scie-(Scie-), Scie-(Scie-)'ntology day!
I un-freezed all thoughtsicles in my way!
Gone is my once-loud "Reactive Mind"
It's gonna be a Scie-(Scie-), Scie-(Scie-)'ntology day!
I think I've no "Thetans" now, their pain is gone!
All of their bad feelings have disappeared!
"Over-The-Rainbow" I've been prayin' for!
It's gonna be a Scie-(Scie-), Scie-(Scie-)'ntology day!
"Thetans" abound ---
They're nothin' but rude sprites!
Look in your head ---
Nothin' but rude sprites!
I must be "Clear" --- see now --- I've made it, son!
I can see no obstacles in my brain!
Now I've a strong, proud, and happy mind!
It's gonna be a Scie-(Scie-), Scie-(Scie-)'ntology day!
Look all around ---
Those "Thetans" are rude sprites!
Put straight your head ---
Dustin' some rude sprites!
I must be "Clear" --- see now --- my pain is gone!
I un-freezed all thoughtsicles in my way!
Gone is my once-loud "Reactive Mind"
It's gonna be a Scie-(Scie-), Scie-(Scie-)'ntology day!
It's gonna be a Scie-(Scie-), Scie-(Scie-)'ntology day!
It's gonna be a Scie-(Scie-), Scie-(Scie-)'ntology day!
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Scientology's a religion?
Look at your Google ad on the side, about drug addiction.
Cruising to a five, though I wouldn't want to meet a Scientologist in a dark Alley. And if you can work Travolta into a pun, then as imaginations climb, yours is better than mine.
thoughtsicles...great...5s
Nice turn on the OS. I too liked the "thoughtsicles" 555
555. Don't have much experience with "Clear", except Clearasil...but I have a friend with a hare-lip/cleft palate who went to college at Thetan Hall.....:-))
Funny 5's
Very good one Johnny D, "thoughtsicles" is funny. Michael P: High TRAVOLTAge perhaps?
Thank you, JB, Adagio, Michael, alvin, Rick C, Dee, Dominic, and Red Ant.
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