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Song Parodies -> "I Can See Clearly Now (The Cards Are Gone)"

Original Song Title:

"I Can See Clearly Now"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Nash

Parody Song Title:

"I Can See Clearly Now (The Cards Are Gone)"

Parody Written by:

Joey Grisso

The Lyrics

My tribute to Kurt Warner's pending retirement, which will likely send the 49ers to the playoffs for the first time since the 2002-03 season. Enjoy!
I can see clearly now the Cards are gone
Now there are no more obstacles in the West
Gone is Kurt Warner now and Leinart sucks
It's gonna be the Nine, Nine, Nine Niners all the way!

Oh yes, I can make it now the drought is done
All of the bad seasons have disappeared
Back to the days of Joe Montana now
We're gonna see the Nine, Nine, Nine Niners have their day!

Look all around, it looks like we're playoff bound
Look straight ahead, it looks like we're playoff bound

I can see clearly now that Warner's gone
After the bad tackle that took him out
Let's hope Seattle stays down also then
It's gonna be the Nine, Nine, Nine Niners all the way!
We're gonna see the Nine, Nine, Nine Niners have their day!
Really San Francisco, will have their way
Hey I'm gonna be watching it next January!
i know the last part doesn't exactly flow but I needed to have some sort of reference to when they would make the playoffs and also wanted to include SF in there.

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Phil Nelson - January 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Excellent parody
Michael Pacholek - January 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Times have changed. The Cardinals I know (going back to the St. Louis days) would have given a spleen to have had the last two seasons they've had, while the Playoffs without the 49ers still looks weird.
blackjack21 - January 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Another well done sports parody. The Niners are definitely showing signs of life under Singletary.
Old Man Ribber - January 20, 2010 - Report this comment
As the Niners beat the Bengals in both of their Super Bowl appearances, I can be excused for being no fan of San Francisco. That said, great song Joe! ;D
Brian - January 21, 2010 - Report this comment
Gave it fives, good parody, not a fan of the 49ers. I am a fan of the Seattle Seahawks. One thing's for sure, I can see the Cards joining the Lambs as being NFC West cellar dwellers in a coule of seasons.

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