-> "Crabs On My Mind"
Original Song Title:
"I Walk The Line"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Crabs On My Mind"
Parody Written by:
Shane Frederick
The Lyrics
There is a bad smell from this fart of mine
Kasara keeps her legs wide-open all of the time
She keeps the tuna flowing and the smell passes me by
Because I died she don't smell right
I find it very, very easy to be blue
Kasara finds her self with crabs when the days through
Dustin will admit that he's a fool for you
After I died Dustin licked her thigh
As sure as night is dark and day is light
You smell like sh** both day and night
And nasal infection proves that it's right
Because you smell you can go to hell
You have a way to fu** it's on the side
You give goblin herpes that he can't hide
When you bounce you change the tides
Because you screw fairy drops his goo
Beware of tuna to rot this heart of mine
She keeps her legs wide-open all of the time
She keeps her lips pressed against his co** (that's right)
Because he's a guy, he dies in your pie
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