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Song Parodies -> "Terrorist Blues"

Original Song Title:

"Cocaine Blues"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Cash

Parody Song Title:

"Terrorist Blues"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

Early one morning terrorizing around
they launched a Buk missile and shot jet plane down
they told they had scored on a cargo plane
but it was a Boeing liner flying over Ukraine

Explaining next morning they did not know a thing
where did come that cockpit and that door and that wing
They murdered three hundred people just like that
A ground to air missile launched by some bloody twat

That plane, it was flying Far East from Netherlands
Everyone killed, both passengers and deckhands
President Putin put the blame on Ukraine:
"If they gave up fighting, no need shoot that plane!"

The Netherlands cried and EU was not amused
The terrorists blamed it was a nasty ruse
The liner, they said, was loaded with bodies dead
as they seemed already rotten and nobody bled

Outrage in Europe was now in the full hoot
as terrorists went and the dead they did loot
They stole their all their things, jewels and credit cards
to empty their accounts to get some money hard

The EU sent men to do research on the wreck
on what might have happened and do forensic check
The terrorists nayed, and they toted their guns
saying "Get outta here, you female doggies' sons!"

The terrorists boasted in the YouTube and Net
"If you're gonna mess with us, well, that's what you get -
we said don't fly in our country's skies" -
In Russia, it is habit telling blatant lies.

Obama said, it was the terrorists, right
who launched that Buk missile, he checked by satellite
He said it is enough with that Putin man -
put Russia in embargo and have business ban

Now Russia's become now the bad boy of world
as the Putin's true colours have now unfurled
He wants to set up a new USSR
and gives support to terrorists both near and far

Come on you Putin and listen unto me
Lay off that terror and let those missiles too be!

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Rob Arndt - July 21, 2014 - Report this comment
All true Susanna-555! But where is Western and Malaysian Airlines accountability? What did MA know about the flight path and also WHY didn't the European air authorities close off those corridors over a war zone? The E Ukrainian separatists had warned that they would shoot down Ukrainian aircraft and have done so, even rotorcraft... mostly with MANPADS. I guess that the assumption lay in that weapon system that could only reach about 12,000 ft. So by flying at 33,000 they thought it would be safe. BUK proved them wrong and for the record the Russians gave them the older missile system SA-11 not SA-17. While the death toll is indeed tragic, the plane should have never been allowed to fly that path over that area during a war. I think the response from the separatists is more stupidity than deliberate... but it IS their terrirtory to do what they want. They put out the fires, recovered the bodies, and got at least 1 black box so far. What they do with this evidence is up to them. If Moscow is involved, then Putin needs to be exposed. But the Red Army is not going to cross over and secure the area for the West.

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