-> "Terrorist Blues"
Original Song Title:
"Cocaine Blues" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
Early one morning terrorizing around
they launched a Buk missile and shot jet plane down
they told they had scored on a cargo plane
but it was a Boeing liner flying over Ukraine
Explaining next morning they did not know a thing
where did come that cockpit and that door and that wing
They murdered three hundred people just like that
A ground to air missile launched by some bloody twat
That plane, it was flying Far East from Netherlands
Everyone killed, both passengers and deckhands
President Putin put the blame on Ukraine:
"If they gave up fighting, no need shoot that plane!"
The Netherlands cried and EU was not amused
The terrorists blamed it was a nasty ruse
The liner, they said, was loaded with bodies dead
as they seemed already rotten and nobody bled
Outrage in Europe was now in the full hoot
as terrorists went and the dead they did loot
They stole their all their things, jewels and credit cards
to empty their accounts to get some money hard
The EU sent men to do research on the wreck
on what might have happened and do forensic check
The terrorists nayed, and they toted their guns
saying "Get outta here, you female doggies' sons!"
The terrorists boasted in the YouTube and Net
"If you're gonna mess with us, well, that's what you get -
we said don't fly in our country's skies" -
In Russia, it is habit telling blatant lies.
Obama said, it was the terrorists, right
who launched that Buk missile, he checked by satellite
He said it is enough with that Putin man -
put Russia in embargo and have business ban
Now Russia's become now the bad boy of world
as the Putin's true colours have now unfurled
He wants to set up a new USSR
and gives support to terrorists both near and far
Come on you Putin and listen unto me
Lay off that terror and let those missiles too be!
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