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Song Parodies -> "Monday Mornin' Comin' Down"

Original Song Title:

"Sunday Morning Coming Down"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Cash

Parody Song Title:

"Monday Mornin' Comin' Down"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Wake up swearin' Monday Mornin'
At an Ingersoll alarm clock by my arm
The old woman's in the kitchen, suckin' tea,
So I reset the snooze alarm..
Start a new job at the fact'ry, not till eight
It's seven, more rest ain't no harm..
Buck, our blind hound dog snores on his back
And sounds just like a tractor pullin' hay..

I chugged three jugs the night before
Two hundred proof, white lightnin' I'd been cookin'
Drove the pick up to the mountains,
Where some toothless Blue ridge prostitutes were hookin'
Kept my cap low on my eyes,
So's I couldn't see how ugly they were lookin'
But a man still craves strange somethins'
Ev'ry now and then, an extra roll a' hay..

On a Monday mornin' mission..
Wishin' Lord, I wasn't stoned
Shoulda' kept a dry spell Sunday
'Feelin' like a catfish boned
Just an inhale short a' dyin'
Hard to tell blue sky from ground
Gonna' need fresh legs for walkin'
Monday Mornin' Comin' Down

In my dream, Carmen Electra,
Pam'la Anderson and me are on a threesome
It's a million dollar fantasy,
'Dont think I ever had one quite so glee-some
Just my bad luck, I wake up
before the action starts, and have to go and pee some..
Hurry back to bed, but they're gone
Guess they found another booze soaked mind to play

Got a Monday mornin' mission
Wishin' Lord, my head was calmed
Lot'sa moonshine belches swishin'
I'm feelin' like I was embalmed
All I need's a funeral service
Some mourners and the verses psalmed
Think I'll catch that job tomorrow..
Monday Mornin's Comin Down

Think I'll catch that job tomorrow,
Monday Mornin's Comin' Down

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crazy8snake - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Been there!!! about 555 times
John Lovit - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Fantastic dream, and parody. Going from 'toothless Blue Ridge prostitutes' to a Carmen Electra/Pamela Anderson threesome was quite a feat, pulled off with gusto.
Michael Pacholek - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Unless them revenooers are also comin' down, you should be jest fine.
alvin - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
matches the mournful tone of the OS
MrMacphisto - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
the gleesome/pee some rhyme was classic... lol... 5-5-5
TJC - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
So very descriptive and atmospheric... you're parodies are alwaystop notch and still you are able to crank out so many per week! (I'm counting using ALL my appendages to achieve the required numbers)
AFW - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks to all who voted and commented...always appreciated
Tommy Turtle - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
TMGLTM, starting from the first... esp. "Just my bad luck, I wake up before the action starts,".. yeah, me too.. "and have to go and pee some"... which is always very hard, so to speak. 555+
Below Average Dave - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
I can honestly say you are not likely to be alone in having that dream (Carmen Electra, Pamela Anderson and you in a threesome) However, singing it/writing it are something that not many have the cahonas to do--excellent--and to a song that was honestly not one of my favorites to begin with--it's always nice to see a song improved upon.
Kristof Robertson - August 22, 2007 - Report this comment
You sure are firing on all cylinders at the mo, AFW...this is blue-ribbon funny.

Drove the pick up to the mountains,
Where some toothless Blue ridge prostitutes were hookin'
Kept my cap low on my eyes,
So's I couldn't see how ugly they were lookin'

Now that's a ten dollar quartet of lines if I ever saw one! 555+

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