Little ballad of Aaron and Meg
Unpopular girl and a boy too big for his legs
A younger version of Homer and Marge
He's, of course, just not wide and her hair is not large

A whiny excuse for Slytherin student always got teased
A Slytherin student is a Sith Lord enjoying the feast
Aaron says, "Hey, Meg! Snape killed Dumbledore!
My name is Darth Patronus, you're gonna be no more!"

Oh, no, Meg is gone
Meg is killed after the day is done
Repeat: Oh, no, Meg is gone
Meg is killed after the day is done

Gonna let it run
Let it go
Rapture ain't gonna come
'Cause I told you so
Don't mess with Nirvana
Don't mess with Fang
Don't even mess with my new lover Cho Chang

Oh, no, Meg is gone
Meg is killed after the day is done
Oh, no, Meg is gone
Meg is killed after the day is done!

Relationship is with Aaron and Cho Chang
Don't mess with Nirvana and don't mess with Fang