Song Parodies -> Jack And Five Beans
| Original Song Title: | "Jack And Diane" |
| Original Performer: | John Mellancamp |
| Parody Song Title: | "Jack And Five Beans" |
| Parody Written by: | Alvin Rhodes |
little ditty...about jack and five beans
an american kid...reachin' out to his dreams
jackie's gonna deal...his mama's cow
some beans, what he wants...i'll get, is jackie's vow
swappin' out mama's cow...in sight, some magic peas
mama gave his hand a rap...what hell good are these ?
jackie said, "hey, ma...just back off...i made a savvy deal
risin' up, there'll be a stalk, and right on up, i'l steal
jackie say...oh yeah, i'll climb on
i'm after some thrills....don't grieve when i'm gone
oh yeah, i'll climb on
i'm after some thrills....don't grieve when i'm gone
jackie steps back...he grabs the stalk and starts mountin'
reaches the clouds...and robs the giant, clean
with the goose in hand...and the harp, singin' pretty
giant comes...and he is pissed off and mean
jackie say...oh yeah...i'll climb down
he's after to kill...he wishes to pound
oh yeah...i'll climb down
he's after to kill...he wishes to pound
gonna cut the stalk...hew the pole
watch the giant fall on down...and make a big hole
run for my life then...it seems a good plan
cause he'll hit the ground real soon
as hard as he can
little ditty...about jack and five beans
an american kid...reachin' out to his dreams
an american kid...reachin' out to his dreams
jackie's gonna deal...his mama's cow
some beans, what he wants...i'll get, is jackie's vow
swappin' out mama's cow...in sight, some magic peas
mama gave his hand a rap...what hell good are these ?
jackie said, "hey, ma...just back off...i made a savvy deal
risin' up, there'll be a stalk, and right on up, i'l steal
jackie say...oh yeah, i'll climb on
i'm after some thrills....don't grieve when i'm gone
oh yeah, i'll climb on
i'm after some thrills....don't grieve when i'm gone
jackie steps back...he grabs the stalk and starts mountin'
reaches the clouds...and robs the giant, clean
with the goose in hand...and the harp, singin' pretty
giant comes...and he is pissed off and mean
jackie say...oh yeah...i'll climb down
he's after to kill...he wishes to pound
oh yeah...i'll climb down
he's after to kill...he wishes to pound
gonna cut the stalk...hew the pole
watch the giant fall on down...and make a big hole
run for my life then...it seems a good plan
cause he'll hit the ground real soon
as hard as he can
little ditty...about jack and five beans
an american kid...reachin' out to his dreams
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Great retelling of the story of Jack & the Beanstalk! 555 magic beans for you.
cool
A giant of a parody !
thanks dylan, ann and peregrin
This made me laugh! I like it! I can just hear this version of the song in my head! You should record it.
Very cool parody. 5's.
thanks merry and JP
One of your vinest works
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