Song Parodies -> You Sit on the Fences
| Original Song Title: | "Annie's Song" |
| Original Performer: | John Denver |
| Parody Song Title: | "You Sit on the Fences" |
| Parody Written by: | Albert Cheney |
You sit on the fences
On vacillating behinds.
Like Prince Hamlet of Denmark,
You can’t make up your minds
You’re the reason campaign funds
On attack ads get spent
You sit on the fences
You twenty per cent
Come look at our ads
Agree with our point of view
Wait ‘til we get elected
Then the joke is on you
Our closets have skeletons
That we’re trying to hide,
But don’t let that stop you
From choosing our side.
You sit on the fences
On vacillating behinds.
Like Prince Hamlet of Denmark,
You can’t make up your minds
You’re the reason campaign funds
On attack ads get spent
You sit on the fences
You twenty per cent
On vacillating behinds.
Like Prince Hamlet of Denmark,
You can’t make up your minds
You’re the reason campaign funds
On attack ads get spent
You sit on the fences
You twenty per cent
Come look at our ads
Agree with our point of view
Wait ‘til we get elected
Then the joke is on you
Our closets have skeletons
That we’re trying to hide,
But don’t let that stop you
From choosing our side.
You sit on the fences
On vacillating behinds.
Like Prince Hamlet of Denmark,
You can’t make up your minds
You’re the reason campaign funds
On attack ads get spent
You sit on the fences
You twenty per cent
8 per cent – too apathetic to vote 3 per cent – too confused to vote 9 per cent – wanted to vote for an Obama/Palin ticket
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