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Song Parodies -> "Hillary Won't Go Home"

Original Song Title:

"Country Roads (Take Me Home)"

Original Performer:

John Denver

Parody Song Title:

"Hillary Won't Go Home"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

All for Hill'ry, West Virginia
Votes kept mountin'
Working class, the givers
Hill was big there,
Taller than the trees
Cooler than a fountain
Were Obama's pleas..

Hillary won't go home
At the polls, she's still strong
West Virgina, pant suit momma
Won't go home, Hillary

All the med'ia..has renounced her
Losing lady, treadin' in deep water
But she's crusty, makes another try
Like a jug of moonshine
To a thirsty guy..

Hillary won't go home
At the polls, she's still strong
West Virginia, pant suit momma
Won't go home, Hillary

Still sounds her voice,
Tho' the final hour is callin'
And odds keep sayin' give it up,
There's no way you'll win..
Still she drives down that road
With no feelin' that she should have
Gone home, yesterday,....yesterday..

Hillary won't go home
At the polls, she's still strong
West Virginia, pant suit momma
Won't go home, Hillary..

Hillary won't go home
At the polls, she's still strong
West Virginia, pant suit momma
Won't go home, Hillary
Won't go home, Hillary

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Lionel Mertens - May 14, 2008 - Report this comment
I liked the pant suit momma part. 5's
alvin - May 14, 2008 - Report this comment
what lionel said...lol...great switch
Little-SUIT- cakes - May 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, I loved the ~Pantsuit Momma~ You did great here; Oh, Momma, I love it!
Johnny D - May 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Let me guess ... you built the whole idea around the original lyrics "West Virgina"! 555
Johnny D - May 14, 2008 - Report this comment
That's "West Virginia", not "West Virgina" !!
AFW - May 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Lionel...and alvin...and LSC...and Johnny D..LOL..;)...oh my god..I did spell it West Virgina..in the second stanza...must've been a Freudian slip...
John Jenkins - May 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Very good parody of the pant suit momma whose destiny is to spend September and October campaigning for the man whose inexperience and other imperfections she has been criticizing for the past 6 months.
AFW - May 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks to John J
PMS - May 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Hilary-ous! Pant suit momma made me guffaw
AFW - May 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Thank you, PMS..great pun, there
TJC - May 16, 2008 - Report this comment
With this fine parody once again you prove you've got the right and write stuff!
Agw - May 20, 2018 - Report this comment
Still true today. Wonderful

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