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Song Parodies -> "Fanny's Song"
Original Song Title:
"Annie's Song"
(MP3)Original Performer:
John Denver
Parody Song Title:
"Fanny's Song"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
You fill out your denims
Like a hippo in spandex
Like Monique in a size four,
Or like Rosie in thongs..
Like a pumpkin in tea cups,
Or like Dolly in B cups
They're screaming, those denims,
Don't bend over, please!
Leave, but move slowly,
There could be an explosion
Wait till I find a bunker,
I'm just too young to die...
Used to lay down beside you,
Now there is no "beside you"
Last year I could love you,
Now you're Gentle Ben..
You shatter park benches
Broke the springs on my Buick
Don't enter the doorway,
I'm afraid you'll get stuck
Like that time in my bathroom
They reported an earthquake.
Cracked my john in Denver..
Your Fanny's too Strong..
Cracked my john in Denver...
This is Fanny's Song..
Like a hippo in spandex
Like Monique in a size four,
Or like Rosie in thongs..
Like a pumpkin in tea cups,
Or like Dolly in B cups
They're screaming, those denims,
Don't bend over, please!
Leave, but move slowly,
There could be an explosion
Wait till I find a bunker,
I'm just too young to die...
Used to lay down beside you,
Now there is no "beside you"
Last year I could love you,
Now you're Gentle Ben..
You shatter park benches
Broke the springs on my Buick
Don't enter the doorway,
I'm afraid you'll get stuck
Like that time in my bathroom
They reported an earthquake.
Cracked my john in Denver..
Your Fanny's too Strong..
Cracked my john in Denver...
This is Fanny's Song..
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To paraphrase Marry Poppins, "This parody's practically perfect in every weigh..." Phatte fives for this beaut!
overflowing with fun...hate the OS, dug this
I love lines like "Cracked my john in Denver.."
That's why I come here. :-)
That's why I come here. :-)
I got your back with some 5s.
A heavyweight parody... reminds me, I think I've got one on the drawing board for this. Hilarious, AFW
Thanks, to TJC, alvin, IB, Peter, and Phil
Loved the hippo line.
I usually dislike 'fat jokes', but this one is exceptional, Sir , " . . . Broke the springs on your Buick, eh ???"
Loved the hippo in spandex line.
Hee hee: "Your Fanny's too Strong.." This has such a different meaning where I read it!!!
Thanks, to Meriadoc, LCC, PMS, and Peregrin..
5x5x5 on the Richter scale.
An also thanks to 2Eag-
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