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Song Parodies -> "A Comb Again"

Original Song Title:

"Back Home Again"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

John Denver

Parody Song Title:

"A Comb Again"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Used to have a real high forehead, Lots of shiny scalp
The back of my old head was bare as boulders
Never had to buy a haircut, fell out fast as it grew
Was only thirty-six, but looked years older..

On the job they'd call me baldy, ev'ry comb-over I'd try
And baseball caps, at dinner, I'd leave on
Then I went and bought hair transplants, now mirrors are my friends
All that old anxiety, thank God, is gone!

Hey, it's good...to use a comb again
Long brown wavy locks...keep blowin' with the wind..
Yes, 'n, hey it's good to use a comb again

My old pals hardly know me, have to give my name
The neighbors think I died or went astray..
And the mailman fainted friday, I jumped out, said "Boo!"
Hung mirrors back, threw the baseball caps away..

Hey, it's great..to use a comb again
Long brown wavy locks...they're blowin' with the wind..
Yes, 'n, hey it's good to use a comb again

So many times I had to call the plumber for clogged drains
He'd plunge up huge hair balls that could frighten Fluffy
Those days are gone forever, this crop is here to stay
I shampoo daily, keep it thick and puffy..

All the gals are smilin' at me, like I'm Brad Pitt, it's true
If I wasn't strong it could break up our home
But my wife's old passion's burning, new sex life's on the stove
This hair Samson-Delilah'd my old dome..

Hey, it's good...to use a comb again
Long brown wavy locks...are blowin' with the wind
Yes, 'n, hey it's good to use a comb again

Yes, 'n, hey it's good to use a comb again






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TJC - May 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Your parody is truly Ron Howard-worthy! Quint-strength Rogaines all around fellows--it's, er, on me...
alvin - May 05, 2008 - Report this comment
lol..especially like the 'frightening fluffy" line
Invisible Boy - May 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Funny. I liked the "Samson-Delilah'd " bit.
Reminds me of the bald man that got a comb for his Birthday

He said, of course, "Thanks...I'll never part with it"...
AFW - May 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, TJC..yeah, I guess Ron would be a good model....and thanks alvin...and IB...good joke
MrMacphisto - May 05, 2008 - Report this comment
I think this one is slightly better than the other one you wrote today, but I guess I'm splitting hairs... 5-5-5
littleCupCakes - May 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Very good, Sir L'Air du Farce, it is sad to see this occur, but some remove it all, and wear shades! Kinda cute!
AFW - May 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, MrMac..appreciate analysis...and thanks LCC..remove it all? ...you mean they go around nude with nothing on but sunglasses?
littleCupCakes - May 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Oh, No . . . no. . . Sir , you do put words in my mouth! I meant that the guys in NorCAL wear the clean- shaven look , then add a goatee, sunglasses & a baseball cap. Different, but quite popular in Calif. Actually , at the carShow it was somewhat sexy, too!
Peregrin - May 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Great stuff! Could it really work? Lemme know if true!

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