Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Sunburn on My Shoulders"

Original Song Title:

"Sunshine on My Shoulders"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

John Denver

Parody Song Title:

"Sunburn on My Shoulders"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

This parody makes light of a personal experience: Going swimming and getting a sunburn afterwards. Mine hurts like crazy when I try to reach for things, and when I get in and out of bed. Ouch. DKTOS?
Sunburn... on my shoulderrrrrs... makes me grumpyyyyy
Sunscreen..... in my eyyyyyes... can make me cryyyyy
Sunshine.... on the wateeeeerrrr.... looks so lovelyyyyyyy
Sunburn... on my back maaaaaakes.... me ask whyyyyyyy

(Lifeguard-yelling-unintelligibly-into-his-loudspeaker solo)

"If Iiiiii... had some Raaaiiiiiiid... that I could give youuuuu..."
I'd give to you a braaaain... Raid is for buuuugs [morooooon!]
"Wish I... had some Cop... pertone to put on youuuuuu
I'd make sure thaaaaat... you didn't feeeeeel... this wayyyyy"

Thank youuuuu,... mister strangeeeeeerrr,... feel so crappyyyyyy
Tryiiiing... to reach thiiiings... will make me cryyyyyy...

[Coughing from holding that same note for so long.]

Sunscreen... on my bodyyy... would be lovelyyyyy
Sunscreeeeen.... almost alwaaaaayyys... makes me hiiiiigh (Don't ask me why)

"Have yooouuuu... been... arresteeeeed.... by the poliiiiiice?"
They saw me hiiiiigh... Myyyyyy name's Liiiindsay Lohaaaaann
"You can't... be a giiiirrrl... because you [censored for your protection, but you probably know the next three words]
I'll prove to you, thaaaat, misteeeeer, you're a maaaaan"

Sunburn... on my shoulderrrrrs... makes me grumpyyyyy
Sunscreen..... in my eyyyyyes... can make me cryyyyy
Sunshine.... on the wateeeeerrrr.... looks so loooooovelyyyyyyy
Sunscreen... always makes meeeee... act so hiiiiigh
Sunscren... always makes meeeee act... so hiiiiigh
Sunscreeeeen is illegaaaaaal

(Man passes out from being sunburned and from losing his mind because of the heat.)

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   7
 7
 7
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Matthias - August 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Didn't understand the part about Lohan, not because I don't know about her, but because it seemed randomly placed within this song about being burned by the sun
Tim Hall - August 11, 2007 - Report this comment
SPF 5-5-5
Jonathan - August 11, 2007 - Report this comment
I feel for ya bro! I had a bad sunburn on MY shoulders a few months back 5's!
Peregrin - August 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Good one! Ironic, the album cover that appears at the top, under the circs :)
Michael Pacholek - August 13, 2007 - Report this comment
On a number of occasions, I have felt your pain. There is one advantage: If someone ticks you off, you can yell, "You wanna piece of me?" And then you can peel a piece right off. They'll either ran away from it being so gross, or they'll laugh and the tension will be gone.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/johndenver79.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 927