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Song Parodies -> "Grandma's Better Fed"

Original Song Title:

"Grandma's Feather Bed"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

John Denver

Parody Song Title:

"Grandma's Better Fed"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Grandma was as sweet as she could be
Livin' on her own
But, Pop had to sell poor grandma's house
Dimentia signs were shown
She came to stay with us, and hated it
"From now on, I won't eat!" she said
First, we had our doubts,
But, we soon found out,
That our Grandma's Better Fed..

Only four foot nine, a hundred pounds
A tiny little chick
But, don't ruffle her feathers,
She'll bring you to your knees
With an "Aim for the Crotch" judo kick
She raised eight kids, she'll whip four guys
Turn Chuck Norris black and blue, and red
Been tearin' down the house,
Bustin' up the furniture,
Oh, Grandma's Better Fed..

Our reunion day, happens once a year
There's kin folk from far and wide
Everybody brings a dish, picnic time
Have fun and put their troubles aside
Turkey and oxen cook on the fire
Sweet aromas fill our head
Next thing ya' know, ol' Granny's gun is boomin'
To remind us that she's much better fed

Only four foot nine, a hundred pounds
She's just a tiny chick
But, don't ruffle her feathers,
She'll bring ya' to your knees
With an "Aim For The Crotch" judo kick
She raised eight kids, she'll whip four guys
Turn Chuck Norris black and blue, and red
Keeps tearin' down the house,
bustin all our furniture,
Oh, Grandma's Better Fed

Gotta' help Grandma, I told my Pa
Losin' weight and gettin' meaner, too
We had a big fam'ly meetin'
About her still not eatin'
And figured out what to do
In the backyard built a two room cottage
It's white with shutters of red
And she's eatin' now, in her own cozy place
Grandma's much Better Fed

She's just four foot nine, one hundred pounds
And just a tiny chick
But, don't ruffle her feathers,
She'll bring ya' to your knees
With an "Aim For The Crotch" judo kick
She raised eight kids, can whip four guys
Turn Chuck Norris black and blue, and red
Stopped tearin' down the house,
No more busted furniture,
Now, Grandma's Better Fed...

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alvin rhodes - September 05, 2006 - Report this comment
wondrous mental imagery
TJC - September 05, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm with alvin... your works show great depth and wide span over the years ...I don't know what your day job is, but I imagine you could make a living lampooning if you so desired.
AFW - September 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin...appreciate votes and comments....and thanks, TJC...and the feeling is mutual, about your work....Day job is part time self employment, ( home appliance repair) ... doing this for a living would make work out of it...and ruin a good free spirited amateur standing..
Stuart McArthur - September 05, 2006 - Report this comment
yup, they just need their own cosy place, AFW - and there's almost a spoonerism in the title - and I agree with your last comment - the best way to ruin a hobby is to try to make money out of it - 555
Meriadoc - September 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Ah - nice ending - they built her a 'grossmami haus' - NPI...
AFW - September 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stu, and Meri

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