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Song Parodies -> "Rocky Mountain Low"

Original Song Title:

"Rocky Mountain High"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

John Denver

Parody Song Title:

"Rocky Mountain Low"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

They were born in the middle of a Salt Lake southern town
Delta Center's the place he'd never been before
And the Utah Jazz is jamming,this basketball team is winning
Although Karl Malone betrayed them,it was poor
Denver Nuggets could be better,Mutombo's not around
A soccer team we call Real Salt Lake
But the Salt Lake Stingers baseball players lacking discipline
The Jazz loses fast with more pressure to take

But Salt Lake,Utah rocky mountain low
I've seen the Franklin Covey Field I know
The Stingers baseball club is rising up the vertigo
Rocky mountain low (low down in Utah),rocky mountain low (low down in Utah)

We climbed the salty old mountain,we saw salty lakes as well
What if Utah is more unfair than Denver
Utah Jazz wasn't crazy then in Utah's state capital
Though I lost a friend who just got more absurd
Now the soccer players' attitude in Major League Soccer
People say that Colorado sucks
The Real Salt Lake soccer players will try to understand
The serenity of good Rocky Mountain luck

Why Salt Lake,Utah rocky mountain low
I've seen the Delta Center as we know
Where the Utah Jazz are playing to the beat as they go
Rocky mountain low (low down in Utah),rocky mountain low (low down in Utah)

Now my life's a new adventure but Denver is dangerous
When the city life will get down for the count
Why they get to Yucca Mountain just to bring out a riot scene
I'm thinking that salt came around town

But Salt Lake,Utah rocky mountain low
I hate the Denver Nuggets,Mutombo
I knew you are a part of them but now you're betrayed with the flow
Rocky mountain low

But Salt Lake,Utah rocky mountain low
The salty gale from your head to your toes
Friends around in Denver are asking yes or no
Rocky mountain low (low down in Utah),rocky mountain low (low down in Utah)
Rocky mountain low (low down in Utah),rocky mountain low

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