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Song Parodies -> "Make Me Stoned, Country Toads"

Original Song Title:

"Take Me Home, Country Roads"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

John Denver

Parody Song Title:

"Make Me Stoned, Country Toads"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Almost heaven
West Virginia
Blue Ridge Mountains
Shenandoah Liquor

Moonshine's bold there
Bold as anti-freeze
Stronger than the mountains
So I switched to these -

Country toads, make me stoned
To their face - goes my tongue!
Yes I lick them, mountain frogs, ah!
Make me stoned, country toads

All my mem'ries, thrash and flounder
Mind is crazy, strangely I do wander

Dark and warty, glands behind their eyes,
Give me taste of goon-slime, weird slop in my mind

Country toads, make me stoned
Lick their face - my, they're strong!
Love to lick them, mountain frogs, ah!
Make me stoned, country toads

I hear them croak, in the mornin' hours they call me
Amphibians remind me of how stoned I will stay
Salivin' down a toad
I get a feeling
That I should have been stoned
Yesterday...yesterday!

Country toads, make me stoned
They've replaced - all my bongs!
Now I lick them, mountain frogs, ah!
Make me stoned, country toads

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Adagio - March 20, 2005 - Report this comment
LOLOL!!! 5's
Red Ant - March 20, 2005 - Report this comment
555 Meo-DMT and Bufotenine for licking toads.
Scathe - March 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Hilarious, especially this part: "Country toads, make me stoned They've replaced - all my bongs!"
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - March 20, 2005 - Report this comment
This is one of your favorite subjects, isn't it Johnny? 555 and friendly reminder that you still have to cover the angle that a little bit of global warming is a good thing because it makes the toads sit stiller in the water by the year.
AFW - March 20, 2005 - Report this comment
This must be a Toadex...takes a licking and keeps on kicking...555
Michael Pacholek - March 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Only Johnny D could have done this. The rest of us (Oh, no, please, NO, Mike, don't say it!) would have gotten licked.
alvin rhodes - March 20, 2005 - Report this comment
i think this one is the finest of all your previous toad lickin' songs.. bravo
Guy - March 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Toad-ally awesome, dude.
Stuart McArthur - March 20, 2005 - Report this comment
excellent JD - another of your obsessions - toad-licking - I was surprised to read last week that The Starland Vocal Band (of Afternoon Delight notoriety) wrote this OS - 555
Johnny D - March 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Adagio, Red Ant, Scathe, Peter, AFW, Michael, Alvin, Guy, and Stuart.
Tim Hall - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
I gave you five licks!
Johnny D - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you, Tim!
Agrimorfee - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
(Animal comp) Ribbeting! er....Riveting! 555
Matthias - August 29, 2006 - Report this comment
French Kissing The Prince, eh... Ahhhhhhhhh, I love Family Guy
Red Ant - August 29, 2006 - Report this comment
(Animal) See above!

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