-> "Make Me Stoned, Country Toads"
Original Song Title:
"Take Me Home, Country Roads"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Make Me Stoned, Country Toads"
The Lyrics
Almost heaven
West Virginia
Blue Ridge Mountains
Shenandoah Liquor
Moonshine's bold there
Bold as anti-freeze
Stronger than the mountains
So I switched to these -
Country toads, make me stoned
To their face - goes my tongue!
Yes I lick them, mountain frogs, ah!
Make me stoned, country toads
All my mem'ries, thrash and flounder
Mind is crazy, strangely I do wander
Dark and warty, glands behind their eyes,
Give me taste of goon-slime, weird slop in my mind
Country toads, make me stoned
Lick their face - my, they're strong!
Love to lick them, mountain frogs, ah!
Make me stoned, country toads
I hear them croak, in the mornin' hours they call me
Amphibians remind me of how stoned I will stay
Salivin' down a toad
I get a feeling
That I should have been stoned
Yesterday...yesterday!
Country toads, make me stoned
They've replaced - all my bongs!
Now I lick them, mountain frogs, ah!
Make me stoned, country toads
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