Song Parodies -> I Just Ripped So (re-release)
| Original Song Title: | "Calypso" |
| Original Performer: | John Denver |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Just Ripped So (re-release)" |
| Parody Written by: | dobbs |
JMJI mistakenly entered this song under some wierd name, like "Dobbs", so I'm re-releasing it under its proper artist name. Inexcusable! Besides, I want to put some distance between myself and some guy named "Malcom Higins" who has 14 entries.
There's a gold-colored breeze, methanical motion
That flies from the anus that's opaque and warm
This work in the service of rife odor giving
Comes from the gas of digestion unblown
A hard bowel movement the fart it was flowing
Starting to think that you understand
I just ripped so, the place has turned into
A house of malodor, so noxious the smell
I just ripped so, I hate to admit it
But smoke follows me, so no lie I can tell
I did i-i-i-i-it
I did i-i-i-i-it
I did i-i-i-i-it
I did i-it
From intestines inside you, the air starts to ride you
Causing discomfort 'til it goes its way
I am no stranger to methane unfurled
I gave up the gas as what's churned must release
To be true to the insides, I'm free to let wind swell
Flatulent, bubbling, and cutting the cheese
I just ripped so, the place has turned into
A big leaky furnace, or a new gas well
I just ripped so, we're all standing in it
Before we suffocate, let's all run like hell
I did i-i-i-i-it
I did i-i-i-i-it
I did i-i-i-i-it
I did i-it
That flies from the anus that's opaque and warm
This work in the service of rife odor giving
Comes from the gas of digestion unblown
A hard bowel movement the fart it was flowing
Starting to think that you understand
I just ripped so, the place has turned into
A house of malodor, so noxious the smell
I just ripped so, I hate to admit it
But smoke follows me, so no lie I can tell
I did i-i-i-i-it
I did i-i-i-i-it
I did i-i-i-i-it
I did i-it
From intestines inside you, the air starts to ride you
Causing discomfort 'til it goes its way
I am no stranger to methane unfurled
I gave up the gas as what's churned must release
To be true to the insides, I'm free to let wind swell
Flatulent, bubbling, and cutting the cheese
I just ripped so, the place has turned into
A big leaky furnace, or a new gas well
I just ripped so, we're all standing in it
Before we suffocate, let's all run like hell
I did i-i-i-i-it
I did i-i-i-i-it
I did i-i-i-i-it
I did i-it
P.S. If you left me fives last time I left this, I'd like to hear from you again :o). If you're the chump who left the ones, >op
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