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Song Parodies -> "Thank G-d I'm a Right Wing Boy"

Original Song Title:

"Thank God I'm a Country Boy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

John Denver

Parody Song Title:

"Thank G-d I'm a Right Wing Boy"

Parody Written by:

Mark Hoolihan

The Lyrics

Dedicated to Bush, for talking like a moderate and acting like a right winger.
Well life here so far's been kinds laid back
Ain't much an old right wing boy like me can hack
But I think it's time we turn the clock back
Thank G-d I'm a right wing boy

Well a right wing agenda never did me no harm
A connin votes from poor people workin' on the farm
I won them all over with stupidity and charm
Thank G-d I'm a right wing boy

Well Pat Robertson said I'm gonna go to heaven
We're stayin in Iraq til 2027
Seems our politics could use some more division
Thank G-d I'm a right wing boy

Well accursed freedom is fleein' from this land
We're gonna keep all them gays from even holdin' hands
Seein people happy is more than I can stand
Thank G-d I'm a right wing boy

I'd talk 'bout tolerance all day if I could
But my right wing support wouldn't take it very good
So I waffled when I should, act when I could
Thank G-d I'm a right wing boy

Well Pat Robertson said I'm gonna go to heaven
We're stayin in Iraq til 2027
Seems our politics could use some more division
Thank G-d I'm a right wing boy

Well on the enviroment I won't even ask ya
When we get our chance we're drillin' in Alaska
More Suv's just make the country go faster
Thank G-d I'm a right wing boy

Well liberals talk like free choice is always best
But we're bannin abortion even for incest
You can just learn to suffer like all the rest
Thank G-d I'm a right wing boy

Well Pat Robertson said I'm gonna go to heaven
We're stayin in Iraq til 2027
Seems our politics could use some more division
Thank G-d I'm a right wing boy

Well America was founded on the rights of all
But now the real Americans are Evangelical
So everyone else we know you'll just go to hell
Thank G-d I'm a right wing boy

My Daddy taught me young how to think like a moderate
I think it's too bad that his kind just don't get it
We've got control and we're sure as hell gonna use it
Thank G-d I'm a right wing boy

Well Pat Robertson said I'm gonna go to heaven
We're stayin' in Iraq til 2027
Seems our politics could use some more division
Thank G-d I'm a right wing boy

Courtesy Mark Hoolihan and the HoolinetCopyright 2004 Boniface Bugle Productions. All Rights Absurd.

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Righty - November 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Woo hoo! Another God-hating sore loser. Hey, Hoolihan, I've got the perfect catch-all slogan for you and your conservative-demonizing buddies: "Sore more years! Sore more years!"
Mark Hoolihan - November 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Ahh, more Right-wing ignorance of fact and reality. If you or any of your conservative buddies can produce any actual evidence that I hate G-d I'd love to see it. If not, just making up neat slogans will suffice for fact or truth, much like this administration.
MrMacphisto - November 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Good parody, Mark... I'm liberal, but I only hate people who are arrogant enough to think they know what God is thinking. God has no political party, but I believe He did have something to say about people who use his name in vain or for political gain.
Michael Pacholek - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Why do I smell crab cakes? Anyway, I'll overlook forgetting the "Whew!" at the end, because this is one of those that would be really, really funny if it weren't too damn true. Fives all the way.
Spaff.com - November 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Pretty g--d!

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