Song Parodies -> Annie's Tongue

Original Song Title:	"Annie's Song"
Original Performer:	John Denver

Parody Song Title:	"Annie's Tongue"
Parody Written by:	Johnny D

You're killer at french-kiss
Like a knight with a long lance
Like a groundhog who digs fine
Like a sock in a drain

Like Castro with a cigar
Like a snakey who's gropin'
You're killer at french-kiss
Come choke me again

Come let me gulp you
Let me give my throat to you
Let me drown in your tastebuds
Let me die on your tongue

Let me gag down your lithe tube
Let me always breathe-in you
Come let me gulp you
Come tongue me again

(instrumental)

..gargle-argle-argle-'ulp...
Ohgle I love you
You argle my friend

You're killer at french-kiss
Like a snake eating tonsils
Like knockwurst with its own mind
Like a moray eel train

Like a pornstar's audition
Like a sperm cell in motion
You're killer at french-kiss
Tongue-fill me again

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Adagio - November 02, 2004 - Report this comment

DKTOS But it's a good one, Johnny.

Johnny D - November 02, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks, Pat. Here are some links to some samples of "Annie's Song"....

As always, you might need to remove a bogus "-" hyphen-character that Chucky's comment-software inserts into the URL and which is invisible until you paste the URL into your browser's address-bar....

http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.gsp?product_id=3284148

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000001VEV/104-0081374-1835156?v=glance&vi=samples

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000003F3Y/104-0081374-1835156?v=glance&vi=samples

http://www.bestbuy.com/site/olspage.jsp?j=1&id=103963&type=product&ref=03&loc=01

John Barry - November 02, 2004 - Report this comment

Annie, get your tongue. Annie Chokely. Lingual Organ Annie.

Airfarcewon - November 02, 2004 - Report this comment

Johnny D...John D-enver...wait a minute...No, he went down in that ultra lite...............Good crafting..555

Joelle - November 02, 2004 - Report this comment

Good Job!

Tim Hall - November 02, 2004 - Report this comment

Adnoiding!

alvin rhodes - November 02, 2004 - Report this comment

very lingual...5s

Agrimorfee - November 02, 2004 - Report this comment

Fans of John Denver will storm the messageboard with flames, as Avril or Hilary fans have done. And that merits a 555 (even though you grossed me out) :p

Adagio - November 02, 2004 - Report this comment

I didn't notice the name before, but we both wrote parodies with 'Annie' in it...you seem to have a better time...lol.

Johnny D - November 02, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks JB, Airfarcewon, Joelle, Tim, Alvin, Agrimorfee, & Adagio (again) !

Phil Alexander - November 03, 2004 - Report this comment

Guess you've got this one licked, JD ;-)

Johnny D - November 03, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Philbo. ;-)

Spaff.com - November 14, 2004 - Report this comment

Nice pack o' similes, Johnny DD. (Somebody else came up with that nickname, but I'm going to nick it.) Please pass the Listerine.

Johnny D - November 14, 2004 - Report this comment

Thank you, Spaff $$.

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Song Parodies -> Annie's Tongue

"Annie's Song"

John Denver

"Annie's Tongue"

Johnny D

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