Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "I Just Ripped So"

Original Song Title:

"Calypso"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

John Denver

Parody Song Title:

"I Just Ripped So"

Parody Written by:

Dobbs

The Lyrics

JMJFinally! My first song on natural gas!
There's a gold-colored breeze, methanical motion
That flies from the anus that's opaque and warm
This work in the service of rife odor giving
Comes from the gas of digestion unblown
A hard bowel movement the fart it was flowing
Starting to think that you understand

I just ripped so, the place has turned into
A house of malodor, so noxious the smell
I just ripped so, I hate to admit it
But smoke follows me, so no lie I can tell

I did i-i-i-i-it
I did i-i-i-i-it
I did i-i-i-i-it
I did i-it

From intestines inside you, the air starts to ride you
Causing mass discomfort 'til it goes its way
I am no stranger to methane unfurled
I gave up the gas as what's churned must release
To be true to the insides, I'm free to let wind swell
Flatulent, bubbling, and cutting the cheese

I just ripped so, more methane per minute
Than a leaky furnace, or a new gas well
I just ripped so, we're all standing in it
Before we suffocate, let's all run like hell

I did i-i-i-i-it
I did i-i-i-i-it
I did i-i-i-i-it
I did i-it

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 4

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 1
 1
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   4
 3
 3
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Johnny D - September 13, 2004 - Report this comment
This is a brilliant parody of "Calypso".
Dobbs - September 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Johnny.
Johnny D - September 13, 2004 - Report this comment
You're welcome, Dobbs. I appreciate how you rhyme so many of your parody's syllables to the corresponding syllables of the original song. And, your pacing is excellent. Well done!
John Barry - September 13, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm with Johhny D. This is excellent work.
dobbs - September 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, guys.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/johndenver35.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 607