-> "Country Roads, Don't Drive Stoned"
Original Song Title:
"Take Me Home, Country Roads" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Country Roads, Don't Drive Stoned"
Almost head-on, wasted; scared ya'
Drunken moron driving in my Rover
Rolled it over, ran into a tree
Tumbled down the mountain
I broke both my knees
Country roads, you must drive
safe or you won't get home
Wasted; scares ya', paranoia
Keep your eyes on the road
All my brains are scattered 'round here
Now I'm in shock; drowning in the water
Darkness calls me; I have lost an eye
I can taste my own blood, probably gonna die
Off the road I have gone
Did real damage to my dome
Rolled my Rover; got head trauma
Can't go home; hear me moan
I saw a sign by the road, said "Drive Safely"
I let out a hoot and took another swig of beer
Next thing that I know I've lost control
I'm heading for a cliff and now I fear
The end is near
Off the road I did go
Brains got splattered; broke my bones
Wasted; dared ya'; rolled my Rover
Call my Momma; going home
Off the road you did roll
Did grave damage to your dome
Casket bears ya'
Sad; your Momma
"R.I.P." on your stone.
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