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Song Parodies -> "Cheney's Home, Undisclosed"

Original Song Title:

"Take Me Home, Country Roads"

Original Performer:

John Denver

Parody Song Title:

"Cheney's Home, Undisclosed"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Secret White House,
In Virginia
Tom Ridge won't say
If the Veep is in there

Cold War bunker,
Underneath the trees
Safe from White House Press Corps,
Gas, nukes, and disease!

Cheney's home, undisclosed!
It's the place, where he runs,
When the country - goes "CODE ORANGE",
Cheney's home, undisclosed!

With his family, he goes down there
Filters pre-vent
danger to pure water
If there's ever, mushrooms in the sky,
America will know - he'll be the last to die!

Cheney's home, undisclosed!
It's the place, where he runs,
When the Ridgeman - cries "OSAMA!"
Cheney's home, undisclosed!

To help The Prez, in the morning hours he calls him;
The hidden Veep reminds Bush what to say, what to say.
And driving Cheney's heartbeat is a special high-tech-ticker going
Every day, every day!

Cheney's home, undisclosed!
It's the place, where he runs,
When ol' Dubya's - shorts get skid-marks,
Cheney's home, undisclosed!

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 8

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John Jenkins - October 20, 2003 - Report this comment
I like the way you vary your chorus - but the best one replaces "mountain momma" with "cries Osama."
Johnny D - October 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks John - I also tried to vary the chorus on my parody "I Am Ahhnold".
Claude Prez - October 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Yeah. What John said.
Robert J. Pagliaro - October 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice idea.
pkbites - October 20, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm a Republican and I think this is HILLARIOUS! Really good, Johnny!
Guy - October 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Another great song Johnny. Loved it. Very original idea. At least this veep don't run around claiming to have invented the internet.
Johnny D - October 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone!
Paul Robinson - January 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny D - thanks for pointing this little beauty out. Oops, don't think I've voted yet. Let's see, there were "15" total votes when I went to look at it, still are. OK, will go back and do "AFTER" comment today. OH, YOUR work...right...Excellent. Now, back to me...Politically, well, it's no secret to many of you on the site the total disdain I hold for Bush & his cronies, and Cheney is right there at the top. Don't EVEN get me started on him. Suffice to say the man has a rather inflated view of his self-importance and doesn't particularly appear to care too much about anyone else's well-being, with the possible exception of family and aforementioned cronies. There, I did that without using one obscene word! Now that wasn't hard, was it? Way too much more Cheney-crunching going thru my head. I will spare you all. You can fill in your own blankety-blanks as well as I can anyway, I'm sure..
Paul Robinson - January 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny D - I am just so incredibly out-of-it sometimes! After the note above to remind me to vote guess what? Sure enough, I'm putzing around 15 minutes later looking at other people's stuff and I'm thinking "hmmm...did I go back and vote on that one of Johnny D's where I commented before I voted? Do I even remember what the song was about? Who the hell am I?" Short answer to all three questions: NO, I forgot. However, I have now remedied this omission. Right now it's about 9:30am on the West Coast (California - Northern) and I'm looking out through the bedroom window; This house is near the top of one of the higher hills in the area and the sun is just starting to break through the overcast. It looks like it's gonna be real nice for at least a few hours here today, so I'm gonna get cleaned up and go forth into it for a while and see what it can show me. Be on later to check more stuff out.
Johnny D - January 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Paul !

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