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Song Parodies -> "Home at the Range"

Original Song Title:

"Home on the Range"

Original Performer:

John Denver

Parody Song Title:

"Home at the Range"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

I used the JD short version instead of the traditional Scout long version
The gun that I own shoots best away from home
Where the targets are distanced, displayed,
Where always is heard a volley of bursts
From the firearms of shooters in bays

Home, home at the range
Where the targets are distanced, displayed,
Where always is heard a volley of bursts
From the firearms of shooters in bays

Where the triggers are squeezed with 4 lb ease
With glasses to shun flashes, p-burns,
As the handguns deliver, ear plugs from sound cover
The popping of rounds' sonic turns

Home, home at the range
Where the targets are distanced, displayed,
Where always is heard a volley of bursts
From firearms of shooters in bays

How awesome the might by the muzzle's bright light
Rounds striking targets at yards,
Small groupings are made amidst smoky haze
25mm, center-mass... in the heart!!!

Home, home at the range
Where the targets are distanced, displayed,
Where always is heard a volley of bursts
From firearms of shooters in bays



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Pacing: 4.3
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Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 12

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Patrick - September 18, 2014 - Report this comment
Reminds me I need to clear out some of the ammo in my closet.
Jonathan - September 18, 2014 - Report this comment
this was alot of gun.. I mean fun! 5's sorry I know that wasn't my best gun... I MEAN PUN!!!
Alpha Skua - June 15, 2018 - Report this comment
HOME OF THE DERANGED,WHERE THE POLTICIAN'S AND AND THE LAWYERS ALL PLAY,WHERE NEVER IS HEARD A INTELLEGENT WORD,AND NOTHING MAKES SENSE ALL DAY

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