-> "Fightin’ with Neat German Toys"
Original Song Title:
"Thank God I'm a Country Boy"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Fightin’ with Neat German Toys"
The Lyrics
21st century German attack
Bundeswehr IDZ Supersoldier’s back
High-tech surprise, EADS combo-pack
Fightin’ with neat German toys
HK MP-7 as the PDW sidearm
Others use Mod G-36s that work like a charm
Fiber-optic sight system with display alarm
Fightin’ with neat German toys
Polyphenol Titan helm fits tight a little
Articulated armor is bulky in the middle
The high-tech data pads can be quite a riddle
Fightin’ with neat German toys
The training is on and the troops on the go
Old-fashioned fighting is now obsolete don’t you know?
“Elektronischekrieg” puts on quite a show
Fightin’ with neat German toys
New integrated warfare works like it should
And the history of German tech is so very good
Real-time assessment, with all goals understood
Fightin’ with neat German toys
Polyphenol Titan helm fits tight a little
Articulated armor is bulky in the middle
The high-tech data pads can be quite a riddle
Fightin’ with neat German toys
German Jaeger Gruppen, well they got all the tools
Command of each German waffe that they will all use
Integrating air, land, and sky- bendin’ the rules
Fightin’ with neat German toys
IDZ soldiers mated to high-tech machines
Phase 3 leadin’ in direction unforeseen
“Fluidic Battle”, just who knows what that means?
Fightin’ with neat German toys
Polyphenol Titan helm fits tight a little
Articulated armor is bulky in the middle
The high-tech data pads can be quite a riddle
Fightin’ with neat German toys
In the future, German soldiers with robots by their side
And command of waves of UCAVs flying in the skies
Commanding every weapon with voice-command pride
Next-Gen of German soldier boys
Old Nazi Blitzkrieg gives way to this new form of battle
Jaeger Groups will function like integrated cattle
World War 3 in the future, gear will help them to handle
Fightin’ with neat German toys
Polyphenol Titan helm fits tight a little
Articulated armor is bulky in the middle
The high-tech data pads can be quite a riddle
Fightin’ with neat German toys
Fightin’ with neat German toys…
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