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Song Parodies -> "Take Me Home, Vegan Road"

Original Song Title:

"Take Me Home, Country Roads"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

John Denver

Parody Song Title:

"Take Me Home, Vegan Road"

Parody Written by:

Vegan Minstrel

The Lyrics

It is heaven, the best cuisine for ya
Blueberries abounding in gluten-free dough cake slivers
My wife loves pears, picks them off the trees
Hunger in the mountains makes me want some peas

Vegan road, take me home
To the healthy place where i belong
The best cuisine for ya is out in the farm raw
Take me home, vegan road

All my arteries are healthy, yes, sir
This diner is sane, a stranger to products of slaughter
Bark is crusty, great inside our pie
It's blissful tasting prunes, limes, and lemon drops make me smile

Vegan road, take me home
To the healthy state where i belong
The best cuisine for ya is out in the farm raw
Take me home, vegan road

I listen to my inner voice, every hour it calls to me
My cardio reminds me this diet is the right way
And drivin' down the road I get a craving for some homegrown
cress today, cress today

Vegan road, take me home
To the healthy place where i belong
The best cuisine for ya is out in the farm raw
Take me home, vegan road

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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The Brad Hatter - March 23, 2012 - Report this comment
Your arteries may be fine, but your brain's clogged ;-D
Rob Arndt - March 23, 2012 - Report this comment
A little light... needs some meat ;-D But 5s anyway (I didn't want to BUTCHER the song)!!!
vegan minstrel - May 23, 2012 - Report this comment
Sing along with the karaoke song for this at bit.ly/vegan-road ...That's an order!

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