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Song Parodies -> "Rocky Mountain Oysters"

Original Song Title:

"Rocky Mountain High"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

John Denver

Parody Song Title:

"Rocky Mountain Oysters"

Parody Written by:

Vegan Minstrel

The Lyrics

Gross colon-wracking Rocky Mountain oysters
The things some people eat blow my mind
They talk to God and think "Eat Nuts" is His reply
but Rocky Mountain oysters are not what God meant
He meant nuts like peanuts and walnuts

The things some eat is a wonder, those roasted balls of steer
Veganism they cannot comprehend
They're always putting vegans down, they find them a bore
They like people who raise livestock on the land

Gross colon-wracking Rocky Mountain oysters
They leave a ring of fire in your behind
You'll be better off if you never give one a try
Rocky Mountain oysters are gross
Rocky Mountain oysters are gross

Gross colon-wracking Rocky Mountain oysters
They leave a ring of fire in your behind
Don't ruin your campfire by eating testicle fries
Rocky Mountain oysters are gross
Rocky Mountain oysters are gross

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Porfle Popnecker - March 19, 2012 - Report this comment
I'll take your advice on this one.
Give Me One Vision / Fried Chicken - March 19, 2012 - Report this comment
I am not a vegetarian or a vegan but I like this parody. I've eaten the flesh of many kinds of animals. Mountain (or prairie) oysters are gross, I've never eaten any and I never will. One time I was in an entertainment store at the Dixie Mall in Mississaugua, Ontario, Canada and I saw a greatest hits release by the Prairie Oysters, a country-rock from Alberta province. Two Canadian girls working there asked if I needed help. I told them what the term "prairie oysters" means in America and that I've seen them in pickling jars in a Memphis grocery store and that some people EAT THEM. The girls got grossed out. I agree.
vegan minstrel - May 02, 2012 - Report this comment
Song & slide show for this at bit.ly/rocky-mountain-oysters
vegan minstrel - November 02, 2016 - Report this comment
on a technical note, peanuts aren't nuts but legumes.

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